Love: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his...

By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By anonymous - 06/11/2010 22:37 - Canada

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By Crashburn - 16/01/2012 11:09 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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Excellence 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:22

Hey, he obviously still loves you for who you are. This is hardly a FML.

Jasper_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:21

ew.

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Jasper_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:21

ew.

Jg2020 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 15:13

Maybe he's a chubby chaser, eh Jabba

HotAsIce99 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:22

sit ups

Excellence 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:22

Hey, he obviously still loves you for who you are. This is hardly a FML.

Liquid_Fire 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:32

You were making out and you stopped to ask him something so trivial?

Raven_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:34

What #3 said. He obviously doesn't mind so not really a fml.

craby987 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 16:09

If you cant find a hole, find a roll!

llSgtScopell 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 16:15

Not a very nice boyfriend then

xGet_Over_It 0

Monday 15 February 2010 18:48

actually he is a nice boyfriend since he didnt make such a fuss about his girlfriend being so fat.

eb0ny 15

Friday 13 April 2012 6:49

She's not necessarily fat, she may just have a chubby stomach.

FunniestGuyEver 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 16:16

stop eating so much

msw52 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 16:24

If you were sitting down, its not a big deal, it happens to everyone.. And agree with #5

qwertyuiop8989 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 16:35

You're fat. Lose weight. Atleast you have a boyfriend that wants to feel you up fat rolls and all. So be happy. Not an FML so get over your low self-esteemed self.