Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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littlemisslee 0
I bet she's learned her lesson! Haha FHL too.
randomxtremely 0
y would u p in the shower sicko
Mnemic 6
That'll teach her! :D I don't see the problem with peeing in the shower btw. A lot of people, male and female, do it and its comes into the same tube as well. Next time you're on a camping and using the public showers, think about it how many times people have peed in there. ^^ (For the record: I personally do it rarely, I usually go to the toilet first or after)
shaynashakesit 0
lol @ number one.
24788 7
Everyone does it from time to time. I don't really prefer it though.
guitardedman 0
haha this is ridiculous.. all the people saying "omg pissing in the shower is soooooo gross", 1. there is a drain with running water, 2. it helps prevent athletes foot and 3 it kills mold. i won't piss in something like a communal shower in dorms or locker rooms or anything but in your own home theres really no downside to it other than peoples own objections.
MadeOfAwesome 1
Do you guys REALLY believe there's nothing wrong with peeing in the shower?! Wow. When I was a little kid and didn't know any better, I peed in the shower cuz I forgot to use the toilet beforehand. I was like, whoa, this is more convenient than using the toilet. So I figured I would just pee in the shower from then on. So a couple days later, my mom YELLS at me for it. Because, come on guys, urine has a really strong smell. You may not be able to smell it, because it's your own pee, BUT OTHER PEOPLE CAN. IT IS GROSS. Don't ******* pee in the shower!
Chocolate_Chunk 2
there's a slight difference between peeing in the dry shower with no water running or peeing while showering. I, and many others, do it since years. Also, I have no problem smelling my own pee. yet the shower doesn't reek the slightest bit.
stxchickshortie 0
38 does it really do that? LOL that's so gross
hecuva 0
For everyone asking "why pee in the shower?" Multi-tasking :) It's just that much faster and easier, plus it all goes to the same place, you might not realize it but in most houses the plumbing from the toilet, shower and sink drains all go to the same place... So he was putting it where it belongs Also i don't see why it's so gross to pee in the shower, it's like using a urinal! XD
legalizexweed 0
hahahahaha
hcolovex0x 0
Why did you want to pee in the shower? If you really had to pee you could of gone to the toilet real quick since you were in the bathroom, and I'm assuming there's a toilet in there.