Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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Comments (399)
happygoluckyhh 0
You were peeing in the shower? Major YDI.
dr_house_MD 0
whats wrong with peeing in the shower?
Bryan_Z 0
I pee in the shower, what's the big deal? It ends in the same place.
jollyholly414 0
why were you peeing in the shower in the first place?
Ughsucks 0
#19... actually it'd be very bad for the environment as it doesn't undergo any waste treatment out of your shower drain... Peeing in the shower is disgusting #38... you mean besides the fact you're stepping in your own piss... you're sending it to the same system as rain runoff, so it's not treated properly? You're right... make an excuse for a filthy habit.
SchmoozieQ 9
You honestly think the water you shower in goes to the same place as rain water? Sure because it dosn't need to be properly cleaned and have all sorts of other bacteria removed...
F_Y_Comments 0
Try FY girlfriend's life, she was probably attempting your level of humour, now thinks you are disgusting and is not going to want to wear that dress again. You'll be lucky to keep her, but at least you can shower in peace now - zero steamy sex for you.
wikifoo 0
Don't frickin pee in the shower ya moron. Your girlfriend should dump you for a dude with more class and improved hygiene habits. I should report you to the CDC as a healthrisk .
Chocolate_Chunk 2
sad to see that you know shit about your pee.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
Real men piss in the shower. reason? it saves time.
spirited_away33 0
Peeing in the shower is not that nasty. Gosh. Plus, shouldn't this be your girlfriend's FML instead?
allmidnighteyes 11
Dude, YDI for being a lazy-ass and pissing in the shower.
Muninn 0
"Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by pulling open the shower curtain. Instead, I got surprised, when he turned around and peed on my dress." SDI.