Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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Comments (399)
EMR_fml 0
I'm not sure about this one. If you were peeing in your own shower then YLIF. She shouldn't have startled you. If you were showering at her place and peeing her shower you totally deserved it ans her life is f'd
Eaunanisme 0
#45...it all goes to the same place. It's not like he was taking a dump in the bathtub, now THAT's disgusting. He must have been pretty startled to turn his whole body and end up peeing on his girlfriend. FYL and hers.
wott 0
YDI for peeing in the shower. #62: And I'm sure you know all of us commenters personally and that ALL of us that say peeing in the shower is gross shove environmental stuff down others' throats. Oh yea, We're all hypocrites. To others like #49, 60, etc: I may not be a man but I wouldn't assume that lots of men do the same and that not peeing in the shower=a sissy or not a real man. -.- That's just bullshit.
0geckofun_ 0
LOL peeing in the shower! Well, I guess the warm water helps that process along ;)
fMYbigfatlife 0
dude, that's disgusting.
Monado 0
12, It's not smart. You are just leaving your traces of urine on a place where people wish to actually get clean. It's disgusting for that to happen, and if you are stupid enough to not pee before getting in the shower or can't even hold it in till later deserved it.
eastmanwolf 0
What is the big deal? Fresh urine is clean and only breeds bacteria when it is left out. In fact, fresh urine is cleaner than saliva. As long as you wash yourself off and make sure it is all washed away out of the shower, then it's not a problem. Jesus Christ, you guys are shower Nazis.
Lintu_26 23
Hahaha...shower Nazis ^^
goldberg2046 0
hahahahaha so funny
laurraaa_fml 0
its not gross. its pee. its clean. dont believe me? do some research. people stranded have to survive by DRINKING it.
xarcanus 0
Shit, 22, you beat me to it. Props for pulling that reference; someone had to!