Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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Comments (399)
tranman978 0
Thats y u should lock the door
creepermagnet15 0
The second i read today i was peeing in the shower i thought YDI. Thats a total turn off for your girlfriend. I hope she was thinking about getting in the shower with you before she saw you doing that (:
koda_fml 0
I think she deserved it.
AntiChrist7 0
i'll bet she liked it.
InsomPsycho 0
I don't understand why someone would turn around while peeing to face someone. My head would jerk around. that's it.
AnimeFanMikey 0
in the words of little jon AWWWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
a1mostevi1 0
dont people know pee is just concentrated sweat? have you ever wondered why if you get heavy sweat stains they turn yellow....
Chocolate_Chunk 2
you can't really be that stupid, but in case you weren't trolling or failing in an attempt to be funny: Sweat is produced in the sweat glands and consists of water and some dissolved solids (chlorides). It is used to cool down your skin by evaporating. Pee, on the other hand (or more like on the other feet), is produced in the kidneys and consists of waste materials and excess ressources (like vitamins) from your body. The two liquids are totally different
midgetgerbil 0
You guys are all dumb! lots of men pee in the shower. The only ones that don't are little sissies afraid to get their star wars soap bars or something messed up. theres nothing wrong with peeing in the shower. it's normal for us men. stop complaining you little babies. It was her fault for surprising him.
weinerdog 2
"Do the medical journals say anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?" To anyone defending this disgusting shower urination....it's not acceptable or cool, not matter how much you try to convince yourself otherwise. We have toilets and urinals for a reason.
ams116 0
pee is sterile...all of you guys are such hypocrites. You all pretend to be environmental hippies trying to save the world but you'll waste ten gallons of water peeing in the toilet every time. Theres nothing gross about peeing in the shower. It has even been shown to cure athletes foot.