Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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rosebud_fml 0
Who the hell pees in the shower?
equastriangirl 0
YDI if you have to pee that bad get your lazy ass out of the shower and use a toilet
kitkat26_fml 0
I'm sorry, but I have no idea why peeing in the shower is perceived as gross and disgusting. I'm a chick and I've peed in the shower ever since I was little. I mean, why get out all wet to use the toilet when you're already in the shower. Water washes it down, it's only pee, jeeez. If my roommates that share my bathroom pee in the shower, it doesn't bother me. And this is coming from someone that is kind of a germaphobe, but I'm not scared of a little piss that's washed down the drain, sheesh!
Omg666_fml 0
You can only be a real man if your name is Chuck Norris. Peeing in the shower?Why not take a dump,too? So,according to the most of you,there's no need for a toilet! As far as I remember showers are for cleaning yourself...
Chocolate_Chunk 2
"Peeing in the shower?Why not take a dump,too?" is about the same logic as "swatting a fly? why not kill humans, too?"
fml1358 0
YDI for peeing in the shower
NoMercy_fml 0
Hope you were hydrated. You could pass it off as water.
UseTheFrags 0
SDI She Deserved It. That'll teach her not to interrupt man-time. At least you weren't doing something else in the shower though. Look on the bright side!
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
She kind of deserved it. You don't interrupt people when they're in the shower. I don't think peeing in the shower is nasty either. It just goes down the drain like the rest of the soap and crap that you wash off. Big whoop.
mayhembaby 0
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend in the shower so I pulled open the curtain. He turned around in shock. I was in the direct line of fire of his pee, which soaked me. FML #75 i agree.
guitardedman 0
i like how people think its so ****** disgusting for someone to piss, while girls shave their legs and other areas in the shower and some men shave in the shower, so thats pubes, facial hair, and leg hair going down the same drain along with anything else that washes off your body. whoever is pretending that this is a healthrisk is an idiot because you can actually consume urine while you cannot drink soap and pubes. think about it