Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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Comments (399)
MoonTiger 4
"It's better to be pissed off, than to be pissed on" - James Rolfe :P
dips200 0
Hi-larious... I'd say you deserved it, but really, she deserved it.
purple5 0
#44, stfu. Shower/bath water does go through the same treatment as water from your toilet. I'm pretty sure it does. But I find it odd that you're quite happy for the dirt and stuff to be washed off while they shower but not pee? I don't see what the big difference is tbh. I mean, when you shower all your sweat and stuff will be washed away down the drain so of course it has to be treated if it's going elsewhere, or whatever. It also saves on water ;) I mean, yeah... most of us are accustomed to peeing in the toilet, washing in the shower etc... but it doesn't mean it's a terrible thing to do.
boog_fml 7
Urine is sterile anyways, right? What's the big deal?
eoismynameo 0
you should poop in the shower and wash yerself in the toilet
sauce_boss 0
#69. Your my ****** favorite.
thisislove_fml 0
number 26 youre an idiot. HE wasnt in the showing peeing in a dress. he was pissing in the shower, she had a dress on and walked in on him, he pissed on HER dress.. not his.. stupid **** face :D:D:D:D hahahaha.
whoahanna 0
I pee in the shower, too. Big deal. Most people do. This is more of an FHL. **** HER life. SHE deserved it. A man has the right to do whatever the **** he wants in the shower. It's called respecting privacy. Maybe next time she'll think before scaring someone in the shower.
PsychoX 0
44, While I am a male that does not pee in showers, I take offence at your statement that urine needs to be "treated" to be environmentally safe. The chemicals used to "treat" sewage are considerably more dangerous for the environment than human urine, which is actually healthy for plants, et cetera. Or are you one of those environmentalists that thinks scrubbing living plants with clorox is a good idea...? Your ignorance and psudo-environmentalist claims give a bad name to "hippie tree-hugger freaks." Seriously, check your facts here. The urine and feces of just about any animal are wonderful fertiliser--usually much better than chemicals. OP, just drag her into the shower with you to get her clean. Then convince her to start taking her clothes off to wash them more effectively. problem solved, both parties happy. =P
brunoisbeast 0
Maybe lock the door?