By Dan - 08/10/2009 16:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML
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cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
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dude, all the reasons to get to the new place faster

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haweb 0
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Sounds like a good time for a new job.

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Zhejan 0
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...is most definitely a...

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shmoop 0
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lovely woman.

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donkey_hang_down 2
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who makes great cookies

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RJB 0
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loves when I.....

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blasticks 0
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tell her to....

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no1askdu 5
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suck on my big toe... because it makes me...

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GR3453m0nk3y 4
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jizz in my pants. Then I tell her....

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rainbowsix_fml 0
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please put your clitoris in my....

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MarkO_fml 0
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after dinner beverage because it was

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sodahhhr 0
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tainted by the liberal media!!!!! Rawr i am thee Grim reaper

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Nex_Iuguolo 0
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Haha, no I'm not, I'm actually

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MR_OHCRAP 0
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YOUR DADDA!!!

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GR3453m0nk3y 4
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wow sodahhhr kinda made it hard to continue that nice save nex_luguolo

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ImsoMikhail 0
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which is why..

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okieraider71 4
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The other 33 are having a "The asshole is gone!" party.

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B4SK3TB4IL 0
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while eating a,

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Signposthead 0
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Bet you were a bitch, they were having another party celebrating you leaving

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kukopia 0
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He means the 'real' party is tomorrow, after you're gone.

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jazinatorr 0
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must not be too loved :)

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Rota 0
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first? (iPhone) Well at least you know who your true friends are.

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cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
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dude, all the reasons to get to the new place faster

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boone_fml 0
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I feel sympathetic no I don't

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SubserviantDude 0
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I WAS ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO CAME TO THE PARTY.

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mysuckishlife 0
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YDI for yodeling...

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GR3453m0nk3y 4
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maybe because you called it a "Leaving" party instead of a "Going away" party

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TheTruth1428 0
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Probably not anything malicious. How late were you in planning this party? Did you give them a lot of time or did you just spring it on them? Did you ever consider that people have lives and you were just a co-worker to them? Did 35 people RSVP as they were attending or did you just assume they'd all show? Lots of unanswered questions, but not really a FML in my book. If 35 people said they were definitely going to be there, then yes, I'd say it's a FML. Since it sounds like you invited 35 people, then went ahead and got your hopes up for 35, I'd say it's more of a YDI.

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