Your mom

...is most definitely a...

lovely woman.

who makes great cookies

and

loves when I.....

tell her to....

suck on my big toe... because it makes me...

jizz in my pants. Then I tell her....

please put your clitoris in my....

after dinner beverage because it was

tainted by the liberal media!!!!! Rawr i am thee Grim reaper

Haha, no I'm not, I'm actually

YOUR DADDA!!!

wow sodahhhr kinda made it hard to continue that nice save nex_luguolo

which is why..

The other 33 are having a "The asshole is gone!" party.

while eating a,

Bet you were a bitch, they were having another party celebrating you leaving

He means the 'real' party is tomorrow, after you're gone.

must not be too loved :)

first? (iPhone) Well at least you know who your true friends are.

dude, all the reasons to get to the new place faster

I feel sympathetic no I don't

I WAS ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO CAME TO THE PARTY.

OMG NO WAY

YDI for yodeling...

maybe because you called it a "Leaving" party instead of a "Going away" party

+ 1

Probably not anything malicious. How late were you in planning this party? Did you give them a lot of time or did you just spring it on them? Did you ever consider that people have lives and you were just a co-worker to them? Did 35 people RSVP as they were attending or did you just assume they'd all show? Lots of unanswered questions, but not really a FML in my book. If 35 people said they were definitely going to be there, then yes, I'd say it's a FML. Since it sounds like you invited 35 people, then went ahead and got your hopes up for 35, I'd say it's more of a YDI.