By Dan - 08/10/2009 16:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML
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dude, all the reasons to get to the new place faster

Sounds like a good time for a new job.

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justmyluck1212 0

Your mom

Zhejan 0

...is most definitely a...

lovely woman.

HahaYDI 0

and

RJB 0

loves when I.....

tell her to....

no1askdu 5

suck on my big toe... because it makes me...

GR3453m0nk3y 4

jizz in my pants. Then I tell her....

please put your clitoris in my....

after dinner beverage because it was

tainted by the liberal media!!!!! Rawr i am thee Grim reaper

Haha, no I'm not, I'm actually

MR_OHCRAP 0

YOUR DADDA!!!

GR3453m0nk3y 4

wow sodahhhr kinda made it hard to continue that nice save nex_luguolo

ImsoMikhail 0

which is why..

The other 33 are having a "The asshole is gone!" party.

while eating a,

Bet you were a bitch, they were having another party celebrating you leaving

He means the 'real' party is tomorrow, after you're gone.

jazinatorr 0

must not be too loved :)

first? (iPhone) Well at least you know who your true friends are.

dude, all the reasons to get to the new place faster

I feel sympathetic no I don't

I WAS ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO CAME TO THE PARTY.

Sun_Kissed18 25

OMG NO WAY

YDI for yodeling...

GR3453m0nk3y 4

maybe because you called it a "Leaving" party instead of a "Going away" party

Probably not anything malicious. How late were you in planning this party? Did you give them a lot of time or did you just spring it on them? Did you ever consider that people have lives and you were just a co-worker to them? Did 35 people RSVP as they were attending or did you just assume they'd all show? Lots of unanswered questions, but not really a FML in my book. If 35 people said they were definitely going to be there, then yes, I'd say it's a FML. Since it sounds like you invited 35 people, then went ahead and got your hopes up for 35, I'd say it's more of a YDI.