Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML
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teh_uber_muffin
| 3
very cute.
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brianjman14
| 22
Just because he said you look PRETTIER on the inside....doesn't mean you're ugly on the outside... :)
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hockey199813
| 5
Haha that's funny
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
I know. That's the most ridiculous FML in a while.
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
Paint your muscles and glitter your bones! Sparkler Fairy power!
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
That's not that ridiculous a comment. You should see some of my previous ones.
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ripgeorgecarl1n
| 7
"What the hell? What's all this skin doing on my arm?"
--Quagmire.
--Quagmire.
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hockey199813
| 5
It is one of the funiest fMLs
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
Jeesh. Way to ignore the first comment people...
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
How did my comment appear there... Oops.
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Keyman1212
| 14
Little kids say the darnedest things. And the most truthful.
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krazy_glu3
| 0
Now you gotta find out who 'they' is. Which family member is saying that? Dont people know to watch their mouths around kids because they will repeat it to everyone. At my Papa's funeral my niece came up to my sisters boyfriend and said 'idk why they call you those names (the n word) you are a really nice guy'. Now come on people... Watch your friggn mouth.
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danishbagel
| 3
49, that's only loosely related to this FML...
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
Kids say the darnest things
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shelbygordon44
| 7
I think I found a new pickup line ;)
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ItsTheKing
| 10
I peeled off my skin before it went mainstream......
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RainbowHeadache
| 2
Prettier on the inside of his house as a lampshade maybe. Kids are spooky now-a-days.
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the_ace1337
| 0
Serial killer alert! hahaha jk
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fakeaccountX
| 6
It doesn't matter though, because he's only 6 and you can totally fuck with his mind.
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monkeys1315
| 0
I think that's kind of cute, he wasn't judging you, just trying to be nice
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hope540
| 0
Awww too cute :)
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krazy_glu3
| 0
52 - I was saying that obviously people are talking about OP behind their back. They should watch what they say and who is around when they say it because it'll come back to the person.
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XxHoPPoxX
| 8
shut up smooth skin.....(fallout pun)
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XxHoPPoxX
| 8
i liked this cus u play fallout
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sk8rchick97
| 0
Win
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teh_uber_muffin
| 3
very cute.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Definitely(: he's just trying to help, op! I'm sure there are people out there who will find you beautiful, inside and out :D Just hang in there, you know about half of us are below average looking, and we can't let it get to us ;) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that :P I bet yer purtyyy(:
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Definitely(: he's just trying to help, op! I'm sure there are people out there who will find you beautiful, inside and out :D Just hang in there, you know about half of us are below average looking, and we can't let it get to us ;) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that :P I bet yer purtyyy(:
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
Whoever you are, you look like a chub. And you need a haircut
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hockey199813
| 5
Agreed!
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mgsoloist
| 14
Aw that was sweet, 30.
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danishbagel
| 3
30, would make a horrible troll.
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wrigleys
| 4
#30 you said 'you know about half of us are below average looking', well no shit. thats what an average is. its the midpoint, its not more than it is less. 50/50 etc.
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fatgirllovesfml
| 0
#2 should try to peel her skin too. Just saying!
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Madiluvsyuh98
| 2
^says fatgirllovesfml
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ItsTheKing
| 10
Troll just got trolled. Owned.
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Sinkhole
| 26
Actually, wrigleys, when you talk about the midpoint, you're talking about the median. In statistics, when you say 'average', you're talking about the arithmetic mean, no midpoint, no 50/50, no etc.
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syki
| 22
Dude. I could just leave it there, but to clarify, #2 is one.
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snowdrift
| 6
Ahahaha maybe...
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GlitteryMasakali
| 1
Oh OP I suggest you uncover your prettier skin hidden underneath all that thick dark attention drawing, hideous hair by applying some thick waxes and just peeling it all off. Don't be afraid :)
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jesus939
| 0
hi.
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LASERZ7
| 4
I was the first vote!!!!
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snowdrift
| 6
Uhm...no...that was me. sorry lol
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kchenobigestfan
| 1
Well.... Is it true?
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hellbilly205
| 17
Lol i bet my inside looks worse than my outside
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lilwaynerockz_fml
| 12
51- I doubt it
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
51 - Same. Unless you go deeper... But why bother right? This way it's more fun ^_^
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lilwaynerockz_fml
| 12
89- Thats what she said
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qyka
| 5
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Haha thinking that too
Haha thinking that too
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lilwaynerockz_fml
| 12
No you weren't.
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liontigerfan
| 0
Ur not lil Wayne... In ur dreamzz!!
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lilwaynerockz_fml
| 12
You have a thumbs down sir.
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BIGmoney107
| 0
How caring! fyl
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faithxoxox
| 1
Well, the kid wasn't implying she was ugly. She's just even prettier inside.
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Chelles
| 0
Lol wow.
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InItForTehLolz
| 5
Aw, your kid is already getting into psychology or whatever you want to call it :D
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Sunny_Eclipse
| 6
Philosophy?
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AssassinsCRB
| 0
Biology
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OceanBlueSea
| 12
Nephew. No their kid.
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UnfOrg1ven
| 1
I had to laugh at this
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lilwaynerockz_fml
| 12
That's what FML is for :0
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Sunny_Eclipse
| 6
He is a wise boy, that nephew. We need mire kids like him.
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
Especially with spelling like yours
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blacksswan
| 10
More* :). ^ just one word. It doesn't mean he can't spell.
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zachherbert
| 10
86 He at least put a period at the end. Don't be such a critic and enjoy the fml please.