I know. That's the most ridiculous FML in a while.

Paint your muscles and glitter your bones! Sparkler Fairy power!

That's not that ridiculous a comment. You should see some of my previous ones.

"What the hell? What's all this skin doing on my arm?" --Quagmire.

It is one of the funiest fMLs

Jeesh. Way to ignore the first comment people...

How did my comment appear there... Oops.

Little kids say the darnedest things. And the most truthful.

Now you gotta find out who 'they' is. Which family member is saying that? Dont people know to watch their mouths around kids because they will repeat it to everyone. At my Papa's funeral my niece came up to my sisters boyfriend and said 'idk why they call you those names (the n word) you are a really nice guy'. Now come on people... Watch your friggn mouth.

49, that's only loosely related to this FML...

Kids say the darnest things

I think I found a new pickup line ;)

I peeled off my skin before it went mainstream......

Prettier on the inside of his house as a lampshade maybe. Kids are spooky now-a-days.

Serial killer alert! hahaha jk

It doesn't matter though, because he's only 6 and you can totally fuck with his mind.

I think that's kind of cute, he wasn't judging you, just trying to be nice

Awww too cute :)

52 - I was saying that obviously people are talking about OP behind their back. They should watch what they say and who is around when they say it because it'll come back to the person.

shut up smooth skin.....(fallout pun)

i liked this cus u play fallout

Win

Definitely(: he's just trying to help, op! I'm sure there are people out there who will find you beautiful, inside and out :D Just hang in there, you know about half of us are below average looking, and we can't let it get to us ;) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that :P I bet yer purtyyy(:

Definitely(: he's just trying to help, op! I'm sure there are people out there who will find you beautiful, inside and out :D Just hang in there, you know about half of us are below average looking, and we can't let it get to us ;) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that :P I bet yer purtyyy(:

Whoever you are, you look like a chub. And you need a haircut

Agreed!

Aw that was sweet, 30.

30, would make a horrible troll.

#30 you said 'you know about half of us are below average looking', well no shit. thats what an average is. its the midpoint, its not more than it is less. 50/50 etc.

#2 should try to peel her skin too. Just saying!

^says fatgirllovesfml

Troll just got trolled. Owned.

Actually, wrigleys, when you talk about the midpoint, you're talking about the median. In statistics, when you say 'average', you're talking about the arithmetic mean, no midpoint, no 50/50, no etc.

Dude. I could just leave it there, but to clarify, #2 is one.

Oh OP I suggest you uncover your prettier skin hidden underneath all that thick dark attention drawing, hideous hair by applying some thick waxes and just peeling it all off. Don't be afraid :)

hi.

Uhm...no...that was me. sorry lol

Lol i bet my inside looks worse than my outside

51- I doubt it

51 - Same. Unless you go deeper... But why bother right? This way it's more fun ^_^

89- Thats what she said

112 Haha thinking that too

No you weren't.

Ur not lil Wayne... In ur dreamzz!!

You have a thumbs down sir.

Well, the kid wasn't implying she was ugly. She's just even prettier inside.

Philosophy?

Biology

Nephew. No their kid.

That's what FML is for :0

Especially with spelling like yours

More* :). ^ just one word. It doesn't mean he can't spell.

86 He at least put a period at the end. Don't be such a critic and enjoy the fml please.