Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML
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Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML
Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML
Today, I was in a big crowded elevator and had to struggle tried to press the button for my floor because no one close to the buttons bothered to ask me which floor I was going to. Instead, I hit the emergency stop button. The elevator stopped between floors for 20 minutes. Everyone stared at me like I was a movie villain. FML
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Today, I saw a woman struggling to hold the elevator. Trying to be helpful, I jumped forward and pressed the “close doors” button, thinking it was “open doors.” The doors shut right in her face. I had to awkwardly ride up ten floors in silence with three witnesses. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, I sat on an elevator for 10 minutes thinking I was stuck. After waiting awhile I looked at the screen to see what floor I was stuck on, only to realize I hadn't pressed a button so I had just stayed on the ground floor. FML
Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML
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boone_fml 0
I hope you didn't get off the elevator. That's some ****** up mean shit to say.
takemedown 0
wow. just wow. people are so rude now-a-days. you were on the elevator first, what happened to the first come first serve rule?
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Comments (145)
skullbuster 0
@WOLiF_922: pimpin edited this one. He originally had about 8 sentences and then cut it down so I'm not counting it. @pimpin88: 10 words or less pal, freestanding, on an FML within 24 hours. DO IT!
girlwhoactshigh 0
Maybe you should lose some pounds? try kick boxing :D its a great work out and i lost weight :D
potatopeeler 0
I love you.
fyl4sure 0
Lol i moderated
Pandasaur 0
Wow, #44. All of those extra words when you could have just typed "I'm a jackass." I don't see much of a difference between that and what you actually said. FYL for thinking that insulting people will make them want to listen to you. OP, that's pretty awful. You can't vote someone off of an elevator. I hope you stayed on.
rayrayy_fml 0
Wooooah, be careful! You're so high up on that horse of yours. It'd be such a shame for you to fall off and have to stand around all us "little people". Just because you're "in shape" doesn't mean you have to brag about it and lecture people on how to be just like you. Chances are, no one wants to be just like you. You sound like an ass. Anyway, OP. It sucks that people were mean to you. :( But no worries, just try eating healthier, and in moderation. Try even running around the block a few times in the morning. Good luck! :]
failsatlife6 0
if you let your self get over weight/fat, its your own fault. dont go looking for pity just cus you ****** up and someone sad something about it. cus thats just lamee.
tipsy337 0
I would have farted in the elevator and made them clear out. then you would have the elevator to yourself
curryndricegirll 0
ahaha. that's a good idea!
iFruit 0
pimpin88, I have some news for you. NO ONE LIKES YOU. After everytime you comment, at least 5 other people tell you you're an ass. That's a sign, that means that you should stop making retarded comments. You know what else? These boards are called comment boards, not novel boards. You don't need to write a novel, no one's going to read it. Especially not if you're the one who wrote it.
skiddyrow 0
#73 - don't feed the trolls!
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
Hey, troll, want some pancakes?
CyclonePsycho 1
I can't believe they just decided to kick you off. Since when did they own the elevator? If they didn't want to be on with you, they should have just waited for another one or taken the stairs. ******* idiots.