Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML
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Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML
Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML
Today, I was in a big crowded elevator and had to struggle tried to press the button for my floor because no one close to the buttons bothered to ask me which floor I was going to. Instead, I hit the emergency stop button. The elevator stopped between floors for 20 minutes. Everyone stared at me like I was a movie villain. FML
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Today, I saw a woman struggling to hold the elevator. Trying to be helpful, I jumped forward and pressed the “close doors” button, thinking it was “open doors.” The doors shut right in her face. I had to awkwardly ride up ten floors in silence with three witnesses. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, I sat on an elevator for 10 minutes thinking I was stuck. After waiting awhile I looked at the screen to see what floor I was stuck on, only to realize I hadn't pressed a button so I had just stayed on the ground floor. FML
Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML
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boone_fml 0
I hope you didn't get off the elevator. That's some ****** up mean shit to say.
takemedown 0
wow. just wow. people are so rude now-a-days. you were on the elevator first, what happened to the first come first serve rule?
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Comments (145)
bobby222 0
YDI for for not letting go of the sandwich I bet you can't have sex.
whiskeyloverrrr 0
FYL this makes me sad :(
jaybirdka 0
I hope you told them to **** off.
MoMoJones 0
lol YDI for being fat
Qup 0
assholes. I hate people like that. the last people who got on should have been told to wait for the next car.
SookMauNoots 0
I wuda ben lak. **** you im gettin off on mau floor.
massnerder420 4
Intriguing.
jonny2x4 0
YDI for being a puss and not standing your ground. The rule is "last in, first out" not "kick out the fatty". Tell them to **** off!
Intoxicunt 6
Hahaha, rules are meant to be broken! JK, they're assholes.
F00tball_Playa 0
ALL FAT PEOPLE SHOULD DIE!!!!!!!!!
Mulada 0
Hm? People are saying you're fat, but for all they know, you could be just a muscle-bound giant. After all, muscle weighs more then fat.
WOLiF_922 0
You are a dumb ass - muscle weighs the same as fat. A pound of muscle weighs the same as a pound of fat. It is more dense so a pound of muscle is a smaller volume so more muscular people can weigh moer but look smaller. If the person looks big, they probably are fat.
letitbe56 0
You can't say that muscle weighs the same as fat just because a pound of muscle will weigh the same as a pound of fat. A pound is a pound. A pound of feathers will weigh the same as a pound of bricks. But feathers are still lighter than bricks.
Jacks_Penguin 0
YDI for being a storage container for your overproduced triglyerides. EAT IT FATTY! BOINK!
WOLiF_922 0
seriously? A single feather weighs less than a brick but a pound of feathers weighs the same as a pound of bricks. Are you just a moron?
curryndricegirll 0
wolif, you're a complete idiot.
Omg666_fml 0
WOLiF_922 Are you a troll or just a moron?
skullbuster 0
OP, there are two words that you should familiarize yourself with: **** and OFF. Unless your boss was in that elevator, in which case those two words are YES and SIR (or ma'am if you are in one of those new femi-nazi companies where they let women think they are in charge of things). As a general rule of thumb, I will wait for the next elevator if I think it is a tight squeeze. Those inconsiderate jag offs shouldn't have stepped on the lift if they thought your girth was a safety risk for them.
curryndricegirll 0
ahahahahaha! that was hillarious!