Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people....

By j0natron - 03/02/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

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By Mike - 17/12/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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By sadsadboy - 07/09/2015 21:20 - Peru

Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML

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By tryingatkins - 21/08/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML

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The staircase

By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 16:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, the elevator at work was taking forever so I decided to make a change and take the stairs instead. I slipped on the second step and spent the next few minutes laying there as people asked if I was OK. My pride is bruised… as well as my ass. FML

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By warp_routine - 31/03/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

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You deserved it 13 911

Introvert life

By CaBur - 19/02/2013 22:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

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You deserved it 27 125

By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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You deserved it 26 624

Brain fart, episode 23

By edodge - 15/10/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, at work, my boss and I went upstairs to storage. We got in the elevator, I pressed the second floor button, and it didn't move so I repeatedly pressed the button. It wasn't until the fifth press that I realized we were already on the second floor. She thought I was an idiot. FML

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By Username - 01/06/2011 08:09 - Singapore

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML

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Friday 5 June 2009 4:58

"Today I was taking the elevator, when I over heard someone calling me an asshole because I took the elevator on the 2nd floor. I am confined to a wheelchair because my lower legs are paralised.FML"

VexDraham 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 18:58

thats low man.... just plain low and wrong...

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meemz 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 0:03

oh, the silly comments we make. =P

VivaLaJewFace 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 3:06

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kayylovesu 0

Friday 5 August 2011 6:00

smh

mif_fml 27

Wednesday 30 July 2014 5:37

Ass.

Laylette 21

Thursday 5 March 2015 13:30

what the **** is wrong with you?

cupcakegirl0424 27

Saturday 11 July 2015 22:59

That ain't right.

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Friday 13 February 2009 5:20

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VexDraham 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 18:58

thats low man.... just plain low and wrong...

voulez_vous 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:06

Hahah. That's funny. Sounds exactly like something that would happen to my friend.

castnerinho 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:39

least he didnt hear it. but still. crud on you

irawk 0

Monday 1 June 2009 10:47

hahahaha.. u meany ass hole!!

diGi_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:58

"Today I was taking the elevator, when I over heard someone calling me an asshole because I took the elevator on the 2nd floor. I am confined to a wheelchair because my lower legs are paralised.FML"

supercooldude 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 2:59

um. we all know your faking because someone who suffers from paralysis would know how to spell paralyze. good job making an ass of yourself!! =)

jeniilouise 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 2:20

they used quote marks to show that it isn't actually their FML but the FML of the person in the wheelchair... and OP; thats why you keep your thoughts to yourself until you know who the 'asshole' who can't take steps from the 2nd floor is...(:

farleytb42 11

Sunday 27 July 2014 15:24

lower legs, are they not just called legs?

kittykat1501 31

Monday 17 August 2015 1:47

I usually hate when people do this, but this is needed

dancerchik3579 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:37

Your the asshole!! Seriesly some one who doesn't take the stairs one story down and instead takes the elevator odviously has problem! Hey why don't you some common sense once and a while!