Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML
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Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML
Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML
Today, I was in a big crowded elevator and had to struggle tried to press the button for my floor because no one close to the buttons bothered to ask me which floor I was going to. Instead, I hit the emergency stop button. The elevator stopped between floors for 20 minutes. Everyone stared at me like I was a movie villain. FML
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Today, I saw a woman struggling to hold the elevator. Trying to be helpful, I jumped forward and pressed the “close doors” button, thinking it was “open doors.” The doors shut right in her face. I had to awkwardly ride up ten floors in silence with three witnesses. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, I sat on an elevator for 10 minutes thinking I was stuck. After waiting awhile I looked at the screen to see what floor I was stuck on, only to realize I hadn't pressed a button so I had just stayed on the ground floor. FML
Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML
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boone_fml 0
I hope you didn't get off the elevator. That's some ****** up mean shit to say.
takemedown 0
wow. just wow. people are so rude now-a-days. you were on the elevator first, what happened to the first come first serve rule?
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Comments (145)
mohit88 0
U shoulda screamed first! Even if u weren't the first on the elevator
skullbuster 0
Ok, this is a true throwdown challenge pimpin88. I want to see, within 24 hours, a freestanding comment from you to a FML post on this site that is less than 10 words. I truly think you are incapable of it.
Qup 0
football needs to take his head out of his ass.
skullbuster 0
FAIL.. You edited this shit down from like 5 paragraphs.
dcait_1196 0
holy shit. hey pimpin person, i looked at the size of ur comment, i was planning on reading it, then said **** no. try typing a little less? no one is going to care what u have to say if ur writing a ******* novel.
WOLiF_922 0
actually that was 8 - learn to count
Twin_Uzis 0
You'd have better told them to go **** themselves.
DeathByFalchion 0
That blows - you shouldn't have let the other ***** on the elevator in the first place. FYL.
Neferria 0
Wow. That's extremely rude. You should have told them to go bug off. Or wait for another elevator.
lologirl419 0
Thanks for that, you sound like a mix of my crew coach and my health class teacher. Hey, if you want people to actually READ your comment, skip the lecture next time, kay?