Health: Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like...

By Garrett - 01/10/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

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By slcbabii23 - 01/10/2009 07:56 - United States

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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krivedko 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:19

how can u ACCIDENTLY press ctrl+v??? YDI, seriously

dinosaursmoo 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:08

I lol'd XD Can you imagine being the girl and being like "Lalalalalala, oh let's say hi to freddy. 'hey' la la la waiting for him to reply. "GENITAL WARTS BLAH BLAH BLAH' eeeekkk!" :D

Comments

Ridyn 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 14:33

How do you accidentally ress two buttons simotaniously?!

Anonchick 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 14:48

FAKE!!!!!!!

catatonicsleep 17

Thursday 1 October 2009 14:48

I've sometimes hit enter when I meant to hit back space to delete maybe he did that?

Anonymiz 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 15:16

I could understand accidentally hitting "ctrl + v" when aiming for "shift + v", but who would press enter? I think this is fake.

bodiara 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 15:29

i dont even wanna know WHY you copied a whole article about genital warts .

_anonymoose_ 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 15:31

This isn't necessarily fake, it just means the OP is horribly uncoordinated and a total klutz.

wellinever 5

Thursday 1 October 2009 15:32

In Cyberspace noone can hear you scream. Which is a shame. Her reaction would have been priceless.

Ipsachod 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 15:48

Today, I was on my computer and decided to instant-message this guy I really like. Shortly after, he sent me back an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML