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By Garrett - 01/10/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML

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Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML

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By OverWorked1 - 20/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML

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By motherfucked - 15/01/2016 17:07 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried to send my friend a link to a really weird porno. Unfortunately, Google Hangouts popped up with a message from my mom. I didn't realize the keyboard focus had switched until I hit Ctrl+V and Enter real quick. Now I'm grounded. FML

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By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

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By slcbabii23 - 01/10/2009 07:56 - United States

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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krivedko 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:19

how can u ACCIDENTLY press ctrl+v??? YDI, seriously

dinosaursmoo 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:08

I lol'd XD Can you imagine being the girl and being like "Lalalalalala, oh let's say hi to freddy. 'hey' la la la waiting for him to reply. "GENITAL WARTS BLAH BLAH BLAH' eeeekkk!" :D

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zack767 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:29

stay HIV positive

ktho522 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:33

oh man lol. i've done this too. it's really embarrassing.

AnG_eLa96 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:38

why the hell were u looking at how to remove genital warts anyway?!

stacme 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:03

If you have genital warts and you're trying to get with her, then you deserved that. I hate it when I hear crap like that where someone has lied to someone just to get laid. It has SO MANY awful implications. If you don't have warts, why were you looking up an article on warts??? And why did you try to copy the article on warts??

henriwatson 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:24

Also, all IM clients have a message limit, get over that, message doesn't get sent.

deaditegirl 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:04

And you accidentally hit enter to send it as well? YDI.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:49

THIS. Seriously, enter and paste are quite a ways away from each other. Did you start humping the keyboard from anticipation or something?

sammy6597 0

Friday 2 October 2009 0:15

Faaaaake. -Everyones uses msn right? and that has a sending limit. -Control V and Enter are far away from eachother. -Wouldn't you had to have press send after you'd copied it? :).

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:37

Actually, I've a few friends who apparently have some version that can send large amounts of text. Plus, there's also more than MSN in the world. Many people still use AIM, orrr they use Meebo.

lets_be_ian 5

Friday 2 October 2009 7:47

or yahoo, or skype... I think you could probably send one of the more interesting Shakespeare productions through Skype and it wouldn't complain. I send ass loads of log file snippets and code snippets through skype all the time.

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 1:54

Oh right, I had forgotten Skype. In my experience, I think people have pretty much moved on from YIM, and I remember it having a limit... of course last time I used it was last year or so, so I might be wrong now. I've not used AIM in about a million years so I just guessed on how much you could send on it.

captainhusspants 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:23

They have a limit, but it still sends the first half of the article douchebag. & MSN now sends pasted text that is too large for the text entry section as a notepad.

wrigglezeus 0

Friday 2 October 2009 2:03

this is so fake I mean how do you actually accidebtly hot CTRL+V when the usual hi is happening. also who copies the entire artical when you can just read it. also the guy that mentioned he has to be 14 to IM. everyone uses IM. it's free, quick and simple anyone mention grammer mistakes or spelling is a communist....I'm sick and tired of you guys I can make as much mistakes as I wish English isn't even my first language technically