Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, I typed a vulnerable “I miss you” text to my ex at 1 a.m., stared at it, and meant to delete it. Instead I hit send… to our old family group chat, which still had his mother and my aunt in it. My phone blew up with dumb sympathy, a single eggplant emoji from my cousin, and a lecture from his mom. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
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krivedko 0
how can u ACCIDENTLY press ctrl+v??? YDI, seriously
dinosaursmoo 0
I lol'd XD Can you imagine being the girl and being like "Lalalalalala, oh let's say hi to freddy. 'hey' la la la waiting for him to reply. "GENITAL WARTS BLAH BLAH BLAH' eeeekkk!" :D
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usedusername 0
Nice work!!!! This way you can find out if she has a sense of humour!! Um...tell us why you had an article about genitle warts up anyway...?
gmogos92 0
why would you have that copied to begin with??
Panther_fml 0
uhhh don't yoy have to hit "enter" in order for it to send??? YDI!
Panther_fml 0
#74: I totally agree.
JackoTheBeast 0
"look at this article I found! hahaha that'd really gross!" problem solved
O_D_I_N 0
This isn't an FML. I do things like this on purpose just to screw with people.
teiso_fml 0
That's why I always stop myself and look before pressing enter. Although, if I write something that's too long (like, article length) it doesn't send because it's too long. I suppose it depends what client you're using, though.
cocky 0
This is bullshit. You'd hit a character limit and have to direct connect to send it. Faaaaake.
skinneyjeanss 0
This could be real. Just because you probably won't make the same mistake doesn't make it fake. Maybe he was doing a report and copied the article and was putting it in Word and accidentally sent it to the girl. Most times over IM people send links to each other or things other people say so they hit contol V and enter. It's not impossible to hit them at the same time. Most of the time it's just by habit
hellohello9 0
at least she knows who you are now! next time you see her you can be like "hey, remember that guy who sent you the article on genital warts? that was me! crazy, i know, right?" and then she falls in love with you. basically that's how girls work.