Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, I typed a vulnerable “I miss you” text to my ex at 1 a.m., stared at it, and meant to delete it. Instead I hit send… to our old family group chat, which still had his mother and my aunt in it. My phone blew up with dumb sympathy, a single eggplant emoji from my cousin, and a lecture from his mom. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
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krivedko 0
how can u ACCIDENTLY press ctrl+v??? YDI, seriously
dinosaursmoo 0
I lol'd XD Can you imagine being the girl and being like "Lalalalalala, oh let's say hi to freddy. 'hey' la la la waiting for him to reply. "GENITAL WARTS BLAH BLAH BLAH' eeeekkk!" :D
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Comments (100)
catatonicsleep 17
It's possible he was trying to type a capital V but hit control instead of shift and when he tried to delete he hit return instead of backspace.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Warts? On my genitals? It's more likely than you think.
rabid_otaku 29
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways... Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
mplsmech 0
What sucks isn't the fact that OP 'accidently' hit ctrl-V AND pressed enter to send it, but the fact that he/she has genital warts. LMAO SUCKS TO BE YOU! haha
nirvan5a 1
u click accidently two key combination, wow ur chosen one haha.
GodsOfWrath 0
Genital warts (or Condyloma, Condylomata acuminata, or venereal warts, also anal wart or anogenital wart) is a highly contagious sexually transmitted infection caused by some sub-types of human papillomavirus (HPV). It is spread through direct skin-to-skin contact during oral, genital, or anal sex with an infected partner oops!
spinky_fml 0
fake. you cant paste an entire article due to character limits.
sixela165 0
how do you do press to keys at the sane time wiyh out noticing
boricua_4life407 5
Haha I've been trying to figure out how you can't just look in your typing space and notice you copied+pasted such an article... or the fact that you just accidentally pasted that... Oh well, that is a 'Me' thing to do! D:
tony8pie 0
YDI for getting genital warts, manwhore!
buffonika 0
hahaha that just made my day.. SO funny