Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, I typed a vulnerable “I miss you” text to my ex at 1 a.m., stared at it, and meant to delete it. Instead I hit send… to our old family group chat, which still had his mother and my aunt in it. My phone blew up with dumb sympathy, a single eggplant emoji from my cousin, and a lecture from his mom. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
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Top comments
krivedko 0
how can u ACCIDENTLY press ctrl+v??? YDI, seriously
dinosaursmoo 0
I lol'd XD Can you imagine being the girl and being like "Lalalalalala, oh let's say hi to freddy. 'hey' la la la waiting for him to reply. "GENITAL WARTS BLAH BLAH BLAH' eeeekkk!" :D
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Comments (100)
FunkyVerb 0
Obviously fake. You can't press ctrl+V by accident, and even if the guy who posted this did do that, he wouldn't have sent the message.
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Fake. How do you ctrl + V and then send? Seriously.
riplikethat 0
Fake. How did you register and post on FML? Seriously.
opinionator 0
I'm Kevin Nealon. FML.
timtimcity 0
ahahahahahahaha ( breathe ) hahahahahaha
Jess19898 0
wow. she'll never talk to you again.
dumbbbb 0
obviously you're a moron. hitting back and ctrl + v are too far apart to be realistic. FAKE and STUPID all in one.
dumbbbb 0
your rules are dumb and this is fake!!!!!!!! even if he did press ctrl+v, he wouldnt have pressed enter after he saw the article of genital warts. whyyyyyyyy would anyone post this? FAKE.FAKE.FAKE and DUMB.DUMB.DUMB!
ibaneziceman 0
Even if that could work out do you not proof read or anything before you send messages to people? You should have had plenty of time to delete it all before sending.
Kupokupupo 0
and you pressed enter?
Kupokupupo 0
wait. wtf was i talking about... ack ignore that...
plexico 4
Was she impressed that you knew she had genital warts, or just flattered that you wanted to share yours with her?
Brey1013 0
how do u accidentaly hit ctrl-v? and then still send the message? fake