Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, I typed a vulnerable “I miss you” text to my ex at 1 a.m., stared at it, and meant to delete it. Instead I hit send… to our old family group chat, which still had his mother and my aunt in it. My phone blew up with dumb sympathy, a single eggplant emoji from my cousin, and a lecture from his mom. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
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krivedko 0
how can u ACCIDENTLY press ctrl+v??? YDI, seriously
dinosaursmoo 0
I lol'd XD Can you imagine being the girl and being like "Lalalalalala, oh let's say hi to freddy. 'hey' la la la waiting for him to reply. "GENITAL WARTS BLAH BLAH BLAH' eeeekkk!" :D
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Fred_Burroughs 0
I'm calling total BS on this. How do you "accidentally" hit cntrl-V?? And then how do you not notice before hitting enter?? What exactly where you trying to do by hitting cntrl-"anything"?? Do you regularly copy and paste your conversations?
Jernau_Gurgeh 0
I sometimes totally automatically click OK buttons on dialog boxes. Sometimes I hit keys, such as ^O when I meant ^S (bad nano habit), and I get an Open File dialog box when I wanted to save. That was very confusing the first time it happened, let me tell you ;-) OTOH, I don't usually accidentally press Enter. Enter is a key with Potentially Grave Consequences. That's why I wanted a keyboard with a big fat (double row) Enter key, of course...
skiz_fml 0
haha you have genital warts
kibbleznbitz0 0
"sorry my mom was using my computer earlier. must have copy pasted to show her doctor and its still there" would have worked
Lebanese112 0
dude its not that hard, just tell her i was trying to help a friend of mine, i posted it by mistake, he has this disease, not that hard -.-
ban4023 0
how do u accendtially press control v????
Andenator 0
how do u accidentally type ctrl v? is that even possible?
RequiemCube 0
Proofreading before hitting Enter? It's about suppression.
murdur1 0
Why the **** did you even have an article on removing genital warts copied? Even if you needed it for personal use, why copy it? And better yet, how do you not notice that before sending the message?
spikerhitz101 0
@ 92 no it's definately not how girls work stupid! and FYL! but why are u even reading an article on genital warts?!?! and then copying it?!?!
lyfesukz 0
maybe he was copying it for a friend who has it... idk...