Intimacy: Today, I was on MSN with my friend and my 9 year old brother....

By imsorrytimmy - 02/04/2009 15:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on MSN with my friend and my 9 year old brother. My friend asked me for some advice about how to give a guy a good blowjob. I went into great detail, and then realised that I had typed it to the wrong window. I gave my little brother tips on how to perform fellatio. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 21:42 - Canada

Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By Ohai - 16/01/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2018 18:30 - United States - Papillion

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML

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By SLA - 23/03/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

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By why - 28/07/2014 01:55 - United States

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

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By Jake - 01/07/2009 12:28 - Australia

Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML

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hotpinklovee 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:10

I just don't get why you would be talking to your 9 year old brother on MSN. I think that's the real FML out of that situation.

bipolarchipmunk 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:03

Eh, don't worry, everybody gets that talk sooner or later. My dad taught me when I was 8, so no worry.

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kutekatie123 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:39

omg that is messed up! you should be more careful you could scar that little boy for life. But HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!

kbtoys 2

Saturday 4 April 2009 7:35

Well... if that just ain't ******* awkward. Hahaha... ;)

alex18_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 18:18

#11 says: HAHAHAHA! Sucks to be you! Haha get it, SUCKS. LMFAO

Blank_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:20

well he was gonna learn it anyways think of it as giving him a head start ^-^ your training him to become an expert

Islander_fml 5

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:11

Hmm, there's far worse that could happen. I promise you, in a year you should be laughing over it. If not sooner. Down the road when you want to recall funny moments of your childhood, you'll be glad you did this.

bodymassage 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:30

what advice did you give him though? seriously

reallyannoyed 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:32

rofl #108 giving head start

asian_waterdrop 0

Monday 6 April 2009 22:39

#1.... wow... that's "interesting"... To all of you wondering how to give a very, and I mean REALLY, good bj, then talk to a friend who plays the clarinet and you'll be set for life. If your lil bro does turn out to be gay or bi then he'll have some good tips even if he didn't want them at the time.