Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them. FML
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Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
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mack4225 0
Buy them!
Jimboom 12
Buy them back. Then get a friend to pick them up. Then leave it a few weeks and ask for them because you want to put them in a safe as your new insurance policy says you have to put items of value of £1000 or more into a fireproof safe. Or ask for them back as they were antiques from your grandparent.
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Comments (93)
youthink_fml 0
She's not the kind of bitch I'd want to be dating. Sounds like she's just using you for extra cash. I bet you have to pay for everything when you go out too. Get your final ******* and break up with her as you get off.
alliemay 0
Maybe diamonds just aren't her thing. My best friend's boyfriend gives her really nice gifts for every imaginable occasion, but my friend is very low maintenance and doesn't want most of it. He's given her different kinds of jewelry, perfume, etc. - and she never wears his jewelry (or any other jewelry)! It's nothing personal - it's not her thing - and it's not even that he's clueless about her - because there's just nothing she wants so it's really hard to buy her gifts. I think she always keeps the stuff, but still.
dodgewama 0
I hope u bought'em !!!
awwdudethatsux 0
haha! She's a total bitch!
iambecomedeathpu 0
I'm with you, #17. No way you would have found jewelry, let alone the exact set you gave her and recognized it, if you were looking in 'musical instruments'. Fake.
blastvortex 4
I agree with #17 and #52. There's no reason you should've found those while looking while looking for the other, unless you went deliberately looking for them. Also, even you did, they would be her belongings now, not yours, to do with as she pleases. It's not your concern, OP. Buy resell them for a profit, or get a life and move on.
jeterman67 0
lol damn u ****** that one up, good job lol
Sekococo 0
RDR wins another douche bag award :D
turdburgers 0
How did you possibly find them? Did you somehow mistakenly enter "diamond earring and necklace set" instead of "guitar" into the search bar? Was she still logged in on your computer?
Sekococo 0
why arent you putting up a fake ad about selling her body?