Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them. FML
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Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
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mack4225 0
Buy them!
Jimboom 11
Buy them back. Then get a friend to pick them up. Then leave it a few weeks and ask for them because you want to put them in a safe as your new insurance policy says you have to put items of value of £1000 or more into a fireproof safe. Or ask for them back as they were antiques from your grandparent.
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Comments (93)
FmlAllDay123 0
just take them away without her noticing, then when someone buys them, she can't find them to send to the person....then sell them yourself.
goldenone 2
how, as a guy, do you begin searching for a guitar and ending in the jewelry section
thatonegirll 0
wowwwww. RDR. fckin pussy dumbass numbnuts.. cant say much more you are the true deffinition of stupid.(:
JennaD 0
buy them, dump her and give them to your mother.
4toestatue 7
haha you should totally buy them and give her back as a gift!!!
alya_fml 0
well, obviously she's amazingly stupid to sell diamond jewels for 50$. buy them and say her that you're keeping them to give someone worthy.
corpsegrinder_fml 0
can't imagine how jewelry came up under a search for a guitar...
krazykarma 0
I wud buy it
clahdupe 0
JOHN IS THAT YOU? I'M SO SORRY ABOUT SELLING THE DIAMONDS JOHN I JUST NEED THE MONEY BECAUSE OF MY METH ADDICTION
digestthis 0
ahaha right dude sounds like another ****** junkie to me