Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them. FML
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Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
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mack4225 0
Buy them!
Jimboom 11
Buy them back. Then get a friend to pick them up. Then leave it a few weeks and ask for them because you want to put them in a safe as your new insurance policy says you have to put items of value of £1000 or more into a fireproof safe. Or ask for them back as they were antiques from your grandparent.
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Comments (93)
prod324 0
spoiled dumb bitch, find tht jewelry nd break tht shit
flower_minnie 0
So, here's what you do: buy they for the $50, then sell them for what they're worth. Or give them to someone else, or donate them to a charity auction or something.
MechaPumpkin 0
To all the people suggesting he buy them . . . really??? You want this man to give this woman $50? Use your head. He said girlfriend, not ex-girlfriend. That means he might be able to get his hands on them. Take them, hide them, and wait for her to deal with an angry buyer.
stopreadingmynam 0
how did you find earrings and a necklace while looking for a guitar?
Adom694 0
Buy em back and give them to someone should appreciate you more
RAUN 8
Any one else curious as to why the girlfriend is willing to get $50 quickly through Craigslist instead of something closer to the actual value? Time to lock up valuables, do a bit of investigation, and then have a heart to heart.
psychaddict 0
Showing up at her house to get them would be funny(:
madgrinchhatter 12
Buy them and then sell them for the full price. Make some $$$$$!!!
Czech_Zidane 14
I would buy them and dump the ungrateful girl.
lambsbreath 7
So you were looking for earrings and not a guitar idiot