By jami898 - 18/08/2015 04:30 - United States - Medford

Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin, and bit through my lip. Fortunately, my brother was there to help stop the bleeding and get me some water. All I had to do was wait until he finished his game of Call of Duty. FML
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Liamj774 36
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Unlike your brother, the floor will always be there for you

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ryannmichael 17
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Time to get your revenge. Hide his game console and tell him "some things won't always be there for you"

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Liamj774 36
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Unlike your brother, the floor will always be there for you

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XxDevilxXGt 26
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Not unless he falls into an endless pit.

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ryannmichael 17
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Time to get your revenge. Hide his game console and tell him "some things won't always be there for you"

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Swandive235 27

That is evil, even you have to admit.

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RedPillSucks 31

its karmic revenge

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WhoopteDo 26
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I game probably too much, but there's also a line.. Laundry and homework can wait ten minutes. If someone gets hurt then there's no reason at all to not get off right away, at the very most say "gotta go" to friends or whatever and then book it. Sorry OP.

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ghostriley 14

Game more important then sibling

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PePziNL 20

"Geez mom you can't pause an online game!"

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Niz_DD 14
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Let me take a 360 no-scope first!

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Esoomian 23
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Could it possibly be that he didn't notice it had happened until after he was playing Call of Duty?

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im_a_black_guy 10

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this

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TheNewGuy03 28
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Your brother answered the wrong call of duty.

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UncleCaitlyn 21
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That's intense right there you can't leave your teammates like that no matter what

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Scarylizard1798 23
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Ah, what a beautiful generation, xD

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nesteremily 31

Hit him so the same happens then wait 15 minutes to help him. Karma is a bitch

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Yazoo77 16
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Why be violent? Just hide is COD disc for a while.

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nesteremily 31

Because I do MMA and choose to fight.

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alwaysstabbing 19
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i see.. thats why you got crazy eyes

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daemonsparta 16
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since you are a martial artist you should know self control. if you want to follow a path of violence i will be asking you to return any belt youve earned.

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TheNewGuy03 28
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23 -- You are everything that is wrong with MMA. You shouldn't fight unless you have to.

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nesteremily 31

If my brother was an asshole like that then I'd be one right back.

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SubparAtBest 23
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comments dont always prove 41s point but when they do they're posted by Nesteremily

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SubparAtBest 23
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And to be honest Karma isnt the bitch here. It appears to be you.

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TheNewGuy03 28
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42 -- I actually fight. Don't use any of your techniques unless you're training, in a martial arts competition, or in self-defense. Have some honor.

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gracehi 31
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Call of Duty: Claiming more lives of young men than actual war.

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