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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 00:12 - United States

Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them. FML

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By I_Lossed - 03/11/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML

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By dane - 29/06/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML

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By NoRingForMe - 18/07/2012 17:03 - United States - Stamford

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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Who? Where?

By happybirthday - 06/03/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML

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By flyakite29 - 20/07/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML

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By ringmaster101 - 04/03/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the jewelry store to sell my wedding ring after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML

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It's the thought that counts, or something

By Henji - 10/12/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML

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By kyla - 24/04/2011 05:56 - United States

Today, while shopping at American Eagle, I found the same "$1,500" wedding ring my fiancé proposed to me with, marked on sale for $10.95. FML

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mack4225 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 9:26

Buy them!

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 3 February 2010 9:58

Buy them back. Then get a friend to pick them up. Then leave it a few weeks and ask for them because you want to put them in a safe as your new insurance policy says you have to put items of value of £1000 or more into a fireproof safe. Or ask for them back as they were antiques from your grandparent.

Comments

cameron1793 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 19:28

60th

zenti 2

Wednesday 3 February 2010 19:35

What are the odds?

D3kl3 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 20:43

fake.

jawsper 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 20:59

So...... looking for a guitar and finding jewelry? Gotta learn how to search then.

ianpr61 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 21:16

rdr is an asshole :(

snafu57 1

Wednesday 3 February 2010 21:44

rdr435 I'm a Guy,pretty damned sure of my virility and sexual preference. if you think a woman is just a piece of meet, the local market has veal on sale.warm it. up for 20 seconds in the micro, then pound it, cause no woman with a head will put up with your crap. and any woman's head has to be working better than yours. put on your leopard skin,grab your club, and go ***ooh*** hunting.

snafu57 1

Wednesday 3 February 2010 21:51

rdr ridiculous dumb retard, you don't have a me first mentality. you have a me first grade mentality. thanks for your posts. it's not everyday all the fml readers agree on things. but we do agree you're a first class putz (look it up,it's only four letters long) so thanks. you were an interesting diversion. now away with you.