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Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

By G-6 / Friday 7 January 2011 11:24 /
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By  knibbsy  |  4

YDI. I hope you shat yourself too. Hopefully it was the real wet variety of feces too, that way it will really permeate in your underwear and pants, unlike the dry variety where you can likely just pick the log out of your underpants and sustain only minor damage.

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  knibbsy  |  4

If you're going to attempt to correct me, at least realize that feces is the correct spelling in my country. Also, it would have been a spelling error, not a grammatical error. Fool.

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  knibbsy  |  4

Oh you're absolutely right 11, I have no idea how to properly spell words in my country. Let me escape from this rock I've been living under my entire life.

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  KaySL  |  24

Hey chill out, people. It's not the first time someone's utterly humiliated themselves while playing Grammar Nazi, and it sure as hell won't be the last. That said... IRULE010, you're a fucker and I'm ashamed to hail from the same country as you. Us Brits are dumbassed enough as it is without you adding illiteracy to the repertoire.

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

"Screamed at the top of my lungs" in an enclosed space with a terse environment. Go right ahead and scream on an airplane; I'll bet that you get everyone's attention real quick.

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

Maybe I've just flown more. ;) No one has actually screamed on any of the flights I've been on but there is virtually no privacy. Besides, OP probably exaggerated when she said "everyone" laughed.

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