Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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O_fml 0
did she draw it hard?
khold 0
Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?
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Comments (262)
bbananass 0
hahahahhaah omgg thats funnyy!! but sad..ha i dunno
fmlbaby_fml 0
HAHAHA! Congrats, you just made a whole classroom of art students REALLY uncomfortable! I've taken a couple of art classes with live models, and they're never very attractive...
fmlbaby_fml 0
We need to know how this played out. OP, please post a comment with the whole story! What did she do? Did the class laugh?
Elusive_fml 0
If there's one thing that I've noticed on this site with guys, it's that too many idiots get boners too easily. What the hell...? Not like she was the one naked.
short1 0
aaaaaaahahahahahha. but right, I didn't have time or patience to read all the comments, but I must say I love the Anchorman references. and yes, I will agree that #18 is very smart.
Kellayy 0
I kinda wish I was that artist :P
VooDooXII 0
Oh the pains of being a guy...haha.
lolatfml 0
hahaha sounds like a good time for some: http://www.hulu.com/watch/62445/saturday-night-live-suppressex#s-p1-st-i3
chuteboxe39 0
lol. damn how embarassing. i kinda know the feeling though not as bad, once got a semi just before doing jumping jacks in gym class.
Assmilk 0
and then when she 'spoke,' it was a guy's voice...