Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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O_fml 0
did she draw it hard?
khold 0
Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?
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Comments (262)
rpsls 0
I always wondered if this ever happened! Thanks for satiating my curiosity!
silversar59 0
omg 126!
Kyzomo 0
#18 best comment and #126 HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
scoutflyer 0
hmmm.. with the growing popularity of this site I'm not sure but.. umm Alex, is that you? Because you told me this story and I'm 99% sure this is you and you told it identically.
Myrra_fml 0
Hm...does anyone else think this guys needs some Suppressex?
Bennyboy1985 0
Nothing to be ashamed of- I wouldn't be. Being a guy and getting a big, hard dick that the women can see is a sign that you are powerful, you are potent, and you have a great big pork sword for them to ride on. I agree totally with Evan's sentiment in 'Superbad': "Imagine a world where chicks actually wanted to see our penises, like it was something they wanted to see. That's a world I'd like to live in!"
LaaDimplez 0
so yuh wouldnt be embarrased ...................lol how big r u
xjeff99 0
GG hope she liked it
SimpleIdiot 0
got to control that shit
KPACOTKA 0
how does one control that kinda shit? it's a nature and can happen to anyone. I wonder what would've had happened if he was a she? she would probably be dripping down her thighs!!! ;-))
bernie1985 0
#18 u rock my face off. untimely erection....no big deal that sucks bro. hope ur stacked