Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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O_fml 0
did she draw it hard?
khold 0
Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?
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Comments (262)
latuka 0
LMAO 18 and #30 that would have been the best of all reactions. just wink. it would have made it a lot less awkward and more of a laugh.
jnef02 0
Same thing'd happen to me, I reckon.
nasjin 0
Loving 18! I'm a female life model and the thoughts I've had while I'm up there... funnily enough, it's the #1 reason every bloke gives me for not wanting to do the job... not such an uncommon occurrence...
CodyGuitarist 0
#18 is brilliant! Lol. This is the perfect time to say FML. Getting a hardon right in front of an art class. Wow.
kevind23 0
You need to ********** more.
kiltedwolf 0
Jerk and jerk until you work yourself into a stupor? There's far worse things out there. Hell, I wander around in a kilt most of the time, and I tell ya, its MORE obvious you've got a stiffy in one of those than when you're naked. At least when you're naked you can glance past it, when you're in a kilt, it looks like someone's hanging a flag out and off the willy.
glberns 2
@19, I wonder if he was 'grading on a curve today' lol, i love that skit.
HomeBurger 0
Well? Did they giggle? Did she throw up? What, are you just that embarrassed?
olivejuice 0
That sucks, but then again that's what guys get for constantly thinking about sex!! lol if you're naked in a room full of people staring at you, I'd advise to not look at anyof them just in case ;)
pgray18 0
#78 - way to jack dane cook's joke.. ass hole n u suck for not saying anything funny when u got hard..