Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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O_fml 0
did she draw it hard?
khold 0
Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?
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Comments (262)
lahrok 0
NICE!!!!! I gotta think what your face would look like with that slow slight movement
whoAMi8P 0
woah dude reading this just made my day but seriously you should talk to her i mean then she will only know you as the dude who got hard while she was drawing you
rachelagon 0
hahaha that is so funny!
O_W_N_E_D 0
Oi! #100... be original
hehpoof 0
#82: "you don't draw the penis just make them look like the ken doll." Actually, you can draw the penis. People just usually don't because they think it's awkward or not as important. #94: "have you drawn a nude girl that started getting wet??? or inverted nipples suddenly popping out? i know getting excited for guy models is more obvious but it can be just as bad for girls. and regarding the disturbing translucent fluid out of the guy's penis, i think it's precum. if that was coming out in spite of no erection, the guy has... what's that called... argh i forgot the term..." I thought this was a discussion about a guy that got hard while modeling o_O But if you want to bring girls into this, honestly, it -is- probably worse for a guy. Erect nipples can simply mean the model's cold, and girls are leaking fluids all the time--arousal just makes it flow a little faster. So while the signs of arousal in women are fairly easy to conceal or justify with a reason other than arousal, for a guy, a boner usually only means one thing, which is why it's embarrassing. As for the old man's leaking junk... yeah... it was leaking the -whole- time. It also appeared to have a sort of stringy, elastic quality to it. That, plus the absence of a hardon, makes me think there was something wrong with this man XD
shehzeenahmed 0
lol i hope she took it as a compliment
Ethan205 0
Unless you have a really small dick, that's not actually a bad thing. It just means you don't like ****.
jackofhearts46 0
not as bad as being a model and seeing 3 of the 4 drawing foundation professors drawing you that teach your friends, at your college, that you see weekly.
xx_hayleyy 0
#6 hahah
Ole_Stinker 0
Some day when you are an old man, you will look back at these days and wish you could stand at attention with that little effort. For now, try counting by 7s or 12s. That's how I made it through an hour long message from a hot Mayan woman without embarrassing myself.