Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
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Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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O_fml 0
did she draw it hard?
khold 0
Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?
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Comments (262)
moron_fml 0
hahahha #18, yourrr awesome.
some_chic 0
haa, haa! woulda loved to be in that class! i only ever got fat old guys to draw...but i have to agree with #40...shoulda fired off some knuckle children ahead of time ;)
YouGotJizzed 0
Lol! Simple: "Baby, you are hot, and my penis could satisfy a whale. What should we do about this?"
GRPHC 0
Dude. Perfect set-up situation. You now have a perfect topic to go and approach her with. Lawl.
magicalunicorns7 0
lmao. 154 rly?
foehawk 0
yes rly 161 but it makes for kick ass pick up lines!!
marsh_fml 0
#111: The fluid was pre-cum. A male doesn't have to have an erection in order to release pre-cum because it happens in both stages - flaccid and erect. It's about the equivalent of the female's getting wet; just prepares the body and general area for what the body more or less "expects" to happen - sex. Pre-cum also does have a strange viscosity, so although it can be clear and stretchy, it can also kind of flow easily. Maybe there was something else wrong with the guy, but I don't think the pre-cum was part of it. I'm still sorry you had to experience that. And so many thanks to #18 for making my day.
hehpoof 0
# 163: Precum is the body's way of clearing out any lingering urine from the urethra. Normally, only a couple drops of it is produced. The fact that this was a free-flowing string of a texture I've never seen before with precum for a full 3 1/2 hours tells me something was wrong.
darkstar007 0
hahaha dude u made my day man, us dudes cant help that the girlies are too hot to handle
louyfi85 0
If you suddenly went hard in the middle of the drawing session, all the artists would have to make changes? LOL