Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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O_fml 0
did she draw it hard?
khold 0
Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?
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Xkwizit 0
if you're sexy. then that's so hott .. LOL.
Prisoner_24601 0
It happens.
nuga 0
My friends in art school like to nickname the models; for instance, this one woman with a botched boob job is fondly known as 'square boobs'. Perhaps you will be 'stands at attention' =)
naty_fml 0
HAHHA 28 made me LOL
Nilorac 0
Hahaha, awesome!
VieDeMerde_fml 0
I've never understood how guys could model like that without getting a hard-on. I mean, It doesn't take much sometimes, especially when you are naked.
omgnooo 0
That isn't bad at all unless u're lacking down there... She went to that class expecting to see you naked, so i doubt she is going to be immature about it or think that you're a disgusting person because you got an boner... If anything, your chances at getting with her are better than before. Go for it man! while you're still on her mind how many people were drawing you?
foehawk 0
Dude that must have sucked. But just play off of it. I mean my last name is Hardon. It works out in the long run trust me.
life_my_fuck 0
I take a life drawing class, and I've seen that happen before, and it was probably one of the most awkward situations I've ever experienced. Like, everyone in the class just sort of looked at eachother.. and the model sort of tried to act like nothing happened.. and the teacher disappeared into the back room for a couple minutes, which is what she does when she needs a drink.
eeee93757 0
LMFAO 18!