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Oh, I know. My fiancé was a dog groomer for a few years. I thought I was going to die from laughter when I saw the expression on my mother's overweight dachshund's face as he gently gave her a hand back there during one of her grooming sessions. Generally though, it's the vets who handle doggy semen extraction, is it not? Or the pet owners themselves?
So today I totally got blue balled when my masters friend started tugging on my knotty places... FML.
Seems the dog found his bone. ;-)
What is perverted is relative, in some places ********** is acceptable ^^
I think it was already in a bad place when she grabbed the dogs genitals....
It really does if you ask me lol
but no one is asking you..
Ya she definitely a word.
What are talking about?
Guys, I confused.
Was it a red rocket or pink crayon?
^ That's just a guess though.
I know it was a South Park reference and you're probably really disappointed that no one appreciated it.
Hmm no not really disappointed. And I thought I got it from urban dictionary but now I remember thanks!
Dogs have needs too.
Ah yes mans best friend, especially when you groom their knots.
One of my moms friend had one of those smaller, all-crooked-teethed, bulldog-looking dogs. It liked to lie on the floor on his stomach with his legs stretching behind him. Once my mom was scratching his tail with her toes when her friend asked what he was doing. She said: "scratching his tail". Her friend said "he has no tail...". My mom had been scratching his butt hole...
I cannot express how much I enjoyed this story.
And....????
Congratulations, you've earned the 'Irrelevant Comment of the Day' award.
Not much. Just an awkward little story this FML reminded me of. Posted it here in hope that anyone would appreciate it.
Unfortunately your story was received by sarcastic asshats. I am among them. Don't take our douchebaggery to heart though. We're just teasing you. :)
lmao
Red rocket... Do you watch South Park?
Oh you grabbed a knot alright, just not the fur one
sounds knotty, I'm sorry, I'll show myself out.
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Your name makes this perverted!
I don't think your average groomer wants to help get that kind of knot out.