#1, you'd be surprised. Your average dog groomer "expresses anal glands" all day, so their tolerance for the disgusting is quite impressive.

Oh, I know. My fiancé was a dog groomer for a few years. I thought I was going to die from laughter when I saw the expression on my mother's overweight dachshund's face as he gently gave her a hand back there during one of her grooming sessions. Generally though, it's the vets who handle doggy semen extraction, is it not? Or the pet owners themselves?

So today I totally got blue balled when my masters friend started tugging on my knotty places... FML.

Seems the dog found his bone. ;-)

What is perverted is relative, in some places ********** is acceptable ^^

I think it was already in a bad place when she grabbed the dogs genitals....

It really does if you ask me lol

but no one is asking you..

I think you a word.

Ya she definitely a word.

What are talking about?

Guys, I confused.

^ That's just a guess though.

I know it was a South Park reference and you're probably really disappointed that no one appreciated it.

I appreciated it ;o

Hmm no not really disappointed. And I thought I got it from urban dictionary but now I remember thanks!

Ah yes mans best friend, especially when you groom their knots.

I cannot express how much I enjoyed this story.

And....????

Congratulations, you've earned the 'Irrelevant Comment of the Day' award.

Not much. Just an awkward little story this FML reminded me of. Posted it here in hope that anyone would appreciate it.

Unfortunately your story was received by sarcastic asshats. I am among them. Don't take our douchebaggery to heart though. We're just teasing you. :)

lmao

sounds knotty, I'm sorry, I'll show myself out.