By Puppylove - United Kingdom
Today, I was at my friend's house, when she commented that her dog's fur kept getting tangled because of its length. I reached over to tickle his tummy, felt a big tangled knot and agreed that he needed a good grooming. Then I realized what I'd grabbed wasn't fur. FML
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  perdix  |  29

#1, you'd be surprised. Your average dog groomer "expresses anal glands" all day, so their tolerance for the disgusting is quite impressive.

  SApprentice  |  33

Oh, I know. My fiancé was a dog groomer for a few years. I thought I was going to die from laughter when I saw the expression on my mother's overweight dachshund's face as he gently gave her a hand back there during one of her grooming sessions.

Generally though, it's the vets who handle doggy semen extraction, is it not? Or the pet owners themselves?

By  katties  |  27

One of my moms friend had one of those smaller, all-crooked-teethed, bulldog-looking dogs. It liked to lie on the floor on his stomach with his legs stretching behind him. Once my mom was scratching his tail with her toes when her friend asked what he was doing. She said: "scratching his tail". Her friend said "he has no tail...". My mom had been scratching his butt hole...