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He only explained your job in an "everyone will understand" way.

This is why family reunions suck. It always ends up with someone drunk, someone fighting, someone crying etc... I'd rather stay home and read FMLs.

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He only explained your job in an "everyone will understand" way.

I'm pretty sure animal breeder is pretty straight forward...

Well I'm sure the animals love you.

well whatever it takes to get them to have babies right?

Yet another appearance by trolldad

nah its nt,plus old man booze waz taking his words from the bottom of the bottle.

What the hell is an animal breeder? Oh a person who jacks things off, OK. Why didn't you just say that in the first place?

To be honest ... The OP's father Never said anything incorrect . That's her job , you can make it seem like you have a good job by talking about it. But in all reality that's what she does. Live with it. Be proud of it... Or find a new job .

76- it's the way he said it. She doesn't jack these animals off, she breads them professionally.

He probably wants your job.

2-Yes, OP's dad is probably already qualified for the position.

Your comment is invalid.

Aww he's just jelly :)

jelly for splooge?

Call me crazy, but I don't think they would listen to a very obviously intoxicated man. Just my 2 cents.

But all the same, it is still embarassing.

You're crazy.

Of course you'd protect her. You obviously enjoy that, fox.

This is why family reunions suck. It always ends up with someone drunk, someone fighting, someone crying etc... I'd rather stay home and read FMLs.

that does suck OP, atleast it can't get any worse.

The dad could have asked Op to give, great granpa a demonstration. Worse.

Why would you get drunk at a family reunion like wtf but FYL

Well I don't know about everyone else's families but at our parties some of the uncles get drunk just because there's tons of free alcohol around.

Why WOULDN'T you get drunk at a family reunion?

#6 u nt that smart r u?

Getting drunk at your family reunion is the only thing keeping you sane. And it's a good way to have an FML to tell.

47, you must have thought 6 everything he/she knows.

and am here wondering who tought ur parents to a point where they spawnd a moron like u.

Obviously smarter than you 47

#89 if u r bored and lookin' for attention go suck on ur mother tit coz around here u'll get ur feelin'z hurt kid.

98: please use proper English before trying to insult someone on here, you're only embarrassing yourself :)

Thats a crazy odd job; how much does someone make doing that?

I'm in school getting my degree to be a horse breeder and you can easily make $50K your first year out of school if you include all the perks of the job.

You have to have a degree to (for lack of a better term) jack off horses?

About five quarts an hour

You do if you want to make a career out of it. The breeding manager at Winstar Farms in Kentucky didn't but he's been in the business a long time. Nowadays you really do if you want a successful career with it. You can get a masters degree in equine reproduction as well. I'm getting a masters in business though. There's actually a LOT of science involved with it but it's pretty cool, especially if you get to see the baby at the end of it all. And you get to play with liquid nitrogen to freeze semen and what's not fun about playing with liquid nitrogen?

@60 That is pretty cool. I hope it all goes well. I would agree that there is a lot of science to go into that. It isn't as simple as one would think. Anyway good luck!

Thanks! It's a pretty cool job and once you see those babies grow up and compete its so rewarding.

Well it sounds like a fun family reunion.

So do you? (:

Don't lie. You know you do.