By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 288
You deserved it 6 864

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please tell me you didn't get a lap dance from her.

Did you get some sort of family discount?

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How is she paying for it?

hope you didn't add that image to the wank bank!

The real questions are, was she good? And did you tip her well?

oh dear, did she see you?

Good job, 26.. I'm glad you found the sarcasm in my comment

37 you are my idol:) many people don't understand the simple concept of sarcasm.

I know.. Nigga be trollin'

I had to use the Hubble telescope to detect that sarcasm. You could make it more obvious by capitalizing "is" or something, but either way it was lame

At least you can take comfort in that, at least your sister is hot... Unless you went to a chubby bar.

I'm guessing you borrowed the telescope that your girlfriend uses to look at your.. Well, you get the point..

nice 69 nice! that just made my day:)

your day must of really sucked then. good luck with the rest of your week.

Anytime, but of course I keed, I keed..

Yes she uses it to look at my brain because of how retarded I am

75 it is, and it's 1:12 so it can only get better:) anyways thank you:) have a great week bud:)

looks like we got a bromance going on. lol jk seriously though I don't see why people take everything up the ass on here. it's an app about funny things, why do you expect everyone to be so serious all the time?! some people...

91 - You too brohaa..

well did she give you a discount or a free lap dance??

LuHGiiiT, I find it kind of odd that your favorite people on FML are the 2 people that have praised your comments on this post. -_- But anyways I care SO much about this that I have to keep dragging it out until the end of time for my life to be complete. (That's sarcasm. I really dont care at all and I'm gonna go ice the burn you gave me)

37 It's not that we can't detect sarcasm, it's just you suck at being "sarcastic". Just admit it, you posted a stupid comment and you're trying to cover it up by saying "it was sarcasm herp derp". Stop trying.

*sigh* please re-read my last sentence again. I know it's all in good fun. I'm not gonna cry because of some comment over the Internet. How silly would that be? XD

the only people who were sure it was sarcasm are those who dont realise people exist who are stupid enough to ask questions like that...or are one themselves.

Just doing our part to pick the weeds from society.

Don't touch any money she gives you, you never know where it came from

can you guys chill TF out. I friggen forgot wth the FML was because of all of you bitching about sarcasm -.-

I wonder if LuhGiiT's profile pic is a sarcasm for Justin Bieber or does he really look like that irl?

177. he is what we modern people like to call "a douchebag"

dude your really gay.

dude your really gay.

ew typical hick statement

Could be worse. Could have found her in some porn online.

Finally, the rage wars are over...

Can't we all just get along?

make peace and/or babies

that would have been totally embarrassing!

37 that was a terrible use of sarcasm

This. Was she good?

I bet all his buddies added it to their wank bank though.

Well she must be hot...

all of these comments are dumb but 27 hahaha :)

190 - that will be for the OPs next birthday, I am sure.

blackmail her now lol be like do my chores and homework or mom and dad find out about a secret of where u work...;) lol

lol, glad I wasn't the only one!

especially since now u know what all your friends will be jerking to later...

I say blackmail her and get your self a car too

I could never look one of my friends in the eye after seeing them make it rain on my sister.

2, that's a huge understatement buddy...

KendalKeller 3

uh i was going to say that but you beat me to it.

op: there little sexy what's your name *stripper turns around* op:JULIE!!?!? ops friends : nnniiicccceee

Julie's my sister's name. . . Oh god

hahaha nice @136 xD u made m day

to both the brother and the sister. not so for the friends I think...

did she give you a free lap dance?

LOL... Welllll... Wouldn't Mom and Dad be proud xD

maybe this is a sign that you need to help out your sister financially... unless that is her life choice in which case don't go to that strip club again

How is she paying for the car?

i guess it turned into a surprise party

that super sucks...

Family discount?

that is probs how it happened

please tell me you didn't get a lap dance from her.

please tell me you did...

It sucks because your boner gets confused and enters into this state of not-quite-hard-but-almost.

he might have if she offers a family discount

88- surpisingly that happens to me whenever I watch the Disney Channel :/

you sick sick man..

KendalKeller 3

88 seems like you've been there before?

nah OP is from Maine, not Mississippi.

He better have. She needs the money for her car payments.

Did you get a free dance? What about free drinks?

don't worry about it

Oh he did. And he enjoyed every moment of it.

Incest, a game the whole family can play!

lol. accccckward. I can see it now. sis can you break a 20?

future pedo right here!

the economy is that bad apparently

Pssh. In a good ecomomy strippers would make more because drunk men have more cash to throw away.

I just want to know how his friends reacted.

@83 they ribbed him about it jokingly while mentally noting that his sister is probably an easy lay with skills in the bedroom that she most likely doesnt possess, and to be extra nice to her in future. i assume this is what the average idiot who attends strip clubs would think.

what strip club exactly...

The same one I work at ;)

The Spicy Beef Taco Strip Club.

Parazad 16

Did your sister see you?

better question, Did he tip her?

Even better: Did she see OP's tip?

did you stuff money down her panties?

Not panties, g-strings, LOL!