Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
Today, picking up my children from school, I overheard some kids saying what a rotten person their dad was, and how they hated him. It was my kids talking to their friends about me! Why? Because I didn't buy them a bag of jelly beans the day before. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML
Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
Today, I had a meeting with my daughter's headmistress, which I thought went well, until I was walking to my car past the open staff room window and I heard her say to other teachers, “Jesus, I can see where that brat [my daughter's name] gets her shitty attitude from… and her fat arse.” They all laughed. FML
Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML
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twittom 0
not surprising when they can't spell trailer
whitewoods 3
At least your son will break the mold.
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Comments (234)
mrtoothpick 11
Eh, you kinda deserve it for eavesdropping. But, it's still a really rude thing to say. Sooooo, FYL and YDI. Honestly, though, just don't give a **** what people think about you.
dudeitsdanny 10
The teacher would have said it regardless of OP listening, so your YDI is invalid.
Bryant69er 0
Sex!!
cldean24 4
I thought that thing was a opossum. I have always been wondering.
veedub94 0
Well I've seen trailer park boys as well and as long as your just like rickety I'm sure youll do just fine lmao
cldean24 4
I like how everyone was up in arms about the spelling of trailer, but you dumb asses didn't say anything about "sons" not being spelled son's. Then the mods corrected because you grammar Nazis don't deserve to have a reason to comment. :)
Kitkat_4111 1
I would have punched her in the face , just saying .
muchagente 5
yes! to end any prejudices against trailer trash once and for all!
tona01 16
is is opussum or possum??
HahaHillarious1 0
ydi it fpr eavesdropping
anna15243 6
nice spelling lol. did you mean "ydi for eavesdropping" not "ydi it fpr eavesdropping"? ydi means you deserved it. you don't have to say "it" twice
lilmissny599 0
don't take it too personally. I am a straight A student and I know more than all of my teachers. Most teachers are dipsticks and they are so stupid that they make fun of perfectly normal people to make themselves feel better. you aren't trash, most teachers are just miserable assholes. I have been harassed by teachers, because they are jealous. guess what, my father is a lawyer and they ended up doing time;)
docscientist 10
They ended up doing time at the local fair? At the book fair? Because I sure as hell know you don't mean jail, as that would make you a liar.
daybowbow 0
Jealous, eh? Sounds to me like your teachers got tired of big shot daddy coming in to save your incompetent ass everytime they corrected you for being wrong (which, chances are, you were.) Now they just pass you to avoid you and your family of douchecunts.
lilmissny599 0
Actually, I continued on to be a lawyer. I never got into any trouble in school. These people got in trouble with other students. These teachers were actually "jealous" considering they talked about how They hate me because I dress elegantly and got a small watch. They were mean people. also did sone drugs. it wasn't just myself that got them in trouble. FYI, You don't know me, so don't be another typical nibbleweed.
lilmissny599 0
ps: I am not a liar, my past teachers harassed students (other than me). Yes, they went to jail. many people go to jail for felonies. It really isn't that surprising that a teacher goes to jail (or anyone for that matter)
anna15243 6
shut up jackass **** off bitch not all teachers go to jail. in fact there's probably like one out of every two hundred go to jail every ten years. my moms a teacher so **** the hell off. and the ones who do go to jail probably go to jail because of some stupid mistake or screwing a student
tona01 16
*it