Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML
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Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
Today, picking up my children from school, I overheard some kids saying what a rotten person their dad was, and how they hated him. It was my kids talking to their friends about me! Why? Because I didn't buy them a bag of jelly beans the day before. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML
Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
Today, I had a meeting with my daughter's headmistress, which I thought went well, until I was walking to my car past the open staff room window and I heard her say to other teachers, “Jesus, I can see where that brat [my daughter's name] gets her shitty attitude from… and her fat arse.” They all laughed. FML
Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML
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twittom 0
not surprising when they can't spell trailer
whitewoods 3
At least your son will break the mold.
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Comments (234)
lil_miss_blair 0
my parents are kinda trailer trashy (we lived in a real house, though) and i turned out ok
margie2194 12
Lol if this is the definition of okay I shudder to think up the one for "not okay"
lil_miss_blair 0
i didn't lie about posing for playboy. you're obviously not a subscriber.
lil_miss_blair 0
and margy you're really pretty, pretty enough to model with my company, but you better change that holier-than-thou attitude you have going.
lil_miss_blair 0
i'll be in this july's magazine. i was listed as one of the new bunnies in i think the january or february issue of this year. keep an eye out for me!
margie2194 12
who said I want to become a model? no thanks.
smile1992 0
yeah coz posing for playboy is a great achievement in life... I'm glad I'm not a dumb blonde with no education whose been rooted by 10000 guys and girls. guys respect me unlike you I'm sure. but hey if your happy with your life then good for you
atills 0
I live in a trailer. I take offense to that.
balest22 0
then got a life loser
mariazzz 5
that made sense! who's the loser now? pfff there are some idiots here...
balest22 0
I'm rich.. I can say what I want
ILoveEggnog 7
No...you can't actually.
RiddleMePancake 12
girls are bitches.... ever realize that? its like every other girl in this comment section is on their period
null_fml 11
It's a sad world we live in when even every1luvsboners needs to show a disclaimer. :(
DANamic 4
At least your son is doing well I guess?
Mandi5492 0
smack her down!
anarchykid1313 0
you know u don't think I have ever heard any "trailer trash" use the word whilst ever, not to mention the fact that this FML is the most grammatically correct and articulate one I've ever seen on Fmylife....
justsomgirl 4
That was not coherent. It was, however, ironic.
inthemillions 0
Just because the teacher called them trailer trash, doesn't mean they are. Also, who said trailer trash can't spell or use proper grammar?? Just because they live in a trailer park or are trashy, doesn't make them dumb.
anna15243 6
same here. yeah it actually does smartass
Catheec 4
it's illegal for teachers to discuss their students in public like that due to confidentiality laws and policies. Call up the school and complain. Tell them how upset and offended you are. At the very least, she will be put through disciplinary action, and more than likely she will be fired.
Person1233 13
That's really sad that teachers are so limited.
FinnGirl12 2
I've never heard of a school that has a policy against teachers talking about their students. My sister is a teacher, I have several friends who work as TAs and all are more than happy to discuss their students. Just because something isn't necessarily "nice" doesn't mean it isn't legal.
smile1992 0
its not illegal but it is forbidden and if caught you are automatically fired ******** they must obviously work in shit schools
LOLbomb 1
Wow since when did the guy in Boner's pic have a pencil mustache? o_o
braceletsandhell 7
64 don't forget the fact that Justin Bieber's head is in the ferret's mouth too .
Nyolia 11
Ouch.