Kids, You're fired and Teachers: Student becomes the master

Student becomes the master

By Anonymous - 06/06/2021 09:58 - United States - Steele

Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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You deserved it 5 688

By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 01:46 - United States - Blythe

Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML

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You deserved it 2 654

Acceptance

By Anonymous - 26/11/2023 05:00

Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML

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You deserved it 1 879

By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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You deserved it 6 039

Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML

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You deserved it 509

By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 20:36

Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML

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You deserved it 3 452

By kindgartin - 23/04/2011 09:26 - Canada

Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML

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By Jay - 04/11/2017 04:00

Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML

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You deserved it 365

If you're not part of the problem…

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 22:00

Today, I was fired for refusing to let a kid back into my classroom. This kid is a psycho. In the last month he punched my pregnant TA in the stomach, stabbed a girl with a pencil in the ribs, killed the class hamster, and a bunch of other stuff, but sure, I’m the problem and deserve to be fired. FML

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Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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You deserved it 1 628

cuz803 44

Sunday 6 June 2021 18:05

She's emotional cause she lost her job and is in a bad way compared to you. Honestly, she's abusive as well. If I was a father, and a teacher made my child miss lunch multiple times, they're gonna have a huge problem. Brush the asswipe ex teacher aside and leave her in her pile of shit. But seriously, I've had to make up assignments multiple times. Why didn't the teacher just let your son work and eat at the same time?

Jesse Duff 15

Sunday 6 June 2021 21:04

why was your son's former teacher even contacting you, sounds like she has some petty vengeance to deal out and the school board already laughed her off. don't respond to it, ignore and move on

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cuz803 44

Sunday 6 June 2021 18:05

Jesse Duff 15

Sunday 6 June 2021 21:04

why was your son's former teacher even contacting you, sounds like she has some petty vengeance to deal out and the school board already laughed her off. don't respond to it, ignore and move on

WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

Sunday 6 June 2021 23:10

I've done schoolwork through lunch a bunch of times and I promise it never killed me. Everyone is a bunch of pansies these days. Like, missing lunch every day would be bad, but every few months, I can't imagine getting upset over. Depends on the age of the child. Sounds like an older child, if it was my kindergartner, on the other hand, I would be irate. Weird situation.