Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML
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Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
Today, picking up my children from school, I overheard some kids saying what a rotten person their dad was, and how they hated him. It was my kids talking to their friends about me! Why? Because I didn't buy them a bag of jelly beans the day before. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML
Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
Today, I had a meeting with my daughter's headmistress, which I thought went well, until I was walking to my car past the open staff room window and I heard her say to other teachers, “Jesus, I can see where that brat [my daughter's name] gets her shitty attitude from… and her fat arse.” They all laughed. FML
Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML
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twittom 0
not surprising when they can't spell trailer
whitewoods 3
At least your son will break the mold.
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bhurberry 0
What a bitch! I woulda slapped that teacher. :))
AuroraHope 0
You would have truely proved yourself to be white trash if you'd gotten in her face or got physical. You also would have gotten some assult charges as well.e I hope you just walked right up after that, smiled and said, "How're you doing ____? I thought I heard your voice/" And left it at that. She'd know you heard and she'd probably try to make it up to you by kissing your butt
AtomicBryce 0
wow she needs to mind her own business
tattedredhead 3
Wow, I would've round house kicked that bitch. Really?
Lindz85 1
That is defamation of character. You could sue!
jayaysee 0
How ignorant
anna15243 6
go up to her and tell her "I'm right here bitch and I heard you," then enroll him in another school
hillbilly22 0
hey its a life choice to walk around in your underwear, drink heavily and swear at everything
StromyG2 10
Wow, I would give the principal a detailed report (including the look on the teacher's face when I made her see me) about the teacher she employs.
okcool15 3
Well... If u give yourself off that way, that's what people are going to think. Maybe shower once in a while and get better clothes but I still would have kicked that bitch