Love, Awkward and Dating: This is going to hurt

This is going to hurt

By Anonymous - 10/06/2023 06:00

Today, a nice doctor in his 40s asked me on a date and, despite the age difference, I was thinking about it… until my mom recognised him. He was the trainee doctor who helped me be born 22 years ago. FML

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leogs23 24

Saturday 10 June 2023 6:43

So ?

Earl_KarmasBitch 33

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Saturday 10 June 2023 8:14

What's the problem. he's already seen you naked!

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leogs23 24

Saturday 10 June 2023 6:43

So ?

Earl_KarmasBitch 33

Send a private message

Saturday 10 June 2023 8:14

What's the problem. he's already seen you naked!

bidet 8

Sunday 11 June 2023 4:11

So he saw you naked 22 years ago, liked what he saw, and waited until you were of legal age to hit on you. That's patience.

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