By soccerscout7 - 08/02/2011 12:48

Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
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Twisted107 4

looks like you did have one.

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DocBastard 38

I'm surprised and disappointed noone has offered any actual treatment advice for the ulcers. Sympathy and revenge only go so far. This poor person is bleeding! OP, you have to swallow a box of bandaids. STAT!

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nikki9tails 3

no fatty foods, peppers, spices of any kind. coffee or pop. or chocolate. No smoking or alcohol, red meats. No acidic things , juices. Basically all the fun things in life. Or stress but who could avoid that? Just pop pills, eat extremely healthy. X rays, cameras shoved down the throat. Eat fish , some vegetables are hard to digest so look up that. It takes alot of fun out of life. And no drugs.

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DaveOnDope 4

It a great idea your friend had, not. If your friend realized their idiocy and begged for forgiveness, give it. We all make stupid mistakes. If they laughed and didn't ask to be forgiven, kick them to the curb. After kicking him/her hard in the crotch.

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winoahh 10

I would totally freak out if I just friendly punched one of my friends & he or she throws up blood :|

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stevenmx86 7

That really sucks op.. Did you at least throw up on the puncher?

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xX1232Xx 6

who gives a friendly punch in the stomach that's not friendly.....that's bullying hahaha

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justin1104lee 0

I would kick his ass in front of all his friends

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underpaid011 0

hope you puked blood all over his furniture for doing that to you!

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guppy40000 0

Doesnt sound like a very good or understanding friend.

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musicetcie_fml 0

I'd like to say "I agree, your life sucks", but it ******* really sucks ! Sorry for you man ! = But, I don't get it, why are there more than 150 persons who said this guy deserved it ? O_o That's as mean as the "friend" !!

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