Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
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Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML
Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML
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Top comments
Twisted107 4
looks like you did have one.
bigphill1333 0
What a dick.
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Comments (112)
nikki9tails 3
catch it early so it doesn't get worse, it can be life threating
hanhen 0
what an ass hole...u should kick ur friend in the shin and poke him/her in the eye
TechFire 25
And then the House. M.D. theme started playing.
laners12 0
how do you deserve that so everyone who says they deserve that, ugh you are messed up.
crazyt446 4
agreed! i have an ulcer and it really sucks!!
mur34shot 0
hahahaha
budd28 0
o my gosh thats so sad
melissa333jade 3
woah how gross , did u throw up bloodd on him? he deserved it for being a crappy friend!!!
stonedfishies 10
...umm, didn't you tell your friend about your appointment? What an asshole.
CallMeBloo 31
You should give him a friendly lawsuit for all of your medical expenses.
hillgerb 16
I suggest going to a hospital.