FML : Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him....

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Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Morganisoverrated - / Monday 22 October 2018 15:30 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7705824 - Monday 8 October 2018 23:57

Heart: "I really like this guy. We could be so good together."
Brain: "Go ask him out! The only thing that could go wrong is for him to say no."
Stomach: "That's what you think."

By RichardPencil | 25

#7712399 - Monday 22 October 2018 16:27

That’s pretty common. Often, when I’d ask, girls would say the thought of going out with me makes them want to throw up.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7705824 - Monday 8 October 2018 23:57

Heart: "I really like this guy. We could be so good together."
Brain: "Go ask him out! The only thing that could go wrong is for him to say no."
Stomach: "That's what you think."

By Jeremy Phillips | 18

#7712383 - Monday 22 October 2018 15:41

That might have changed the tone of that conversation slightly.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7712399 - Monday 22 October 2018 16:27

That’s pretty common. Often, when I’d ask, girls would say the thought of going out with me makes them want to throw up.

By Envy22 | 31

#7712400 - Monday 22 October 2018 16:27

Praying that it all works out.

By melisssa87 | 28

#7712413 - Monday 22 October 2018 17:02

Being nervous makes me puke too, so don’t eat anything that morning

By TumblrweedPasses | 8

#7712424 - Monday 22 October 2018 17:39

All the best love stories start with disaster
What more could go wrong next time right

By Mellowyellow15 | 7

#7712470 - Monday 22 October 2018 19:44

Sounds like a Stan and Wendy South Park episode.

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PenguinPal3017 | 15

#7712843 - Tuesday 23 October 2018 16:47

Came here to say this.

By -Annoyed | 7

#7712492 - Monday 22 October 2018 20:16

You mustered up too much courage

By Takegami | 15

#7712642 - Tuesday 23 October 2018 3:29

I guess he has to know you inside and out

By Charlie Given | 18

#7712654 - Tuesday 23 October 2018 4:09

Well I guess that's one way to break the ice 🤔😉

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