Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
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Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML
Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML
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Twisted107 4
looks like you did have one.
bigphill1333 0
What a dick.
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Comments (112)
sweet_candy_ 17
What a fucken asshole.
Jimboom 12
I hope you puked in his face. Alternatively wait until he least expects it and then give him a full on kick in the balls! Either way he is a dick and will get what is coming to him.
Focnr 0
YDI for having such a weak stomach.
Levini 0
jackassery ain't allowed ya know? heprob had ulcers .. op don't deserve anything ... how would u feel coughing blood up ...
bluejay22 4
really? u think someone has a weak stomach when they have been having pains, get punched there, and as a result get sick?.... are you an idiot?
momo1972 3
sounds like you need new friends
ElMundio87 0
I would avoid telling your friend about your test for testicular cancer
ilovesexywomen 0
haha or brain cancer!!
iHaveADream_ 0
Well obviously OP's friend isn't vert smart .
iHaveADream_ 0
* very *
Alexxcunningham 0
dick ._. that's just horrible.
Alexey_fml 0
OMG!
kyrintethron 0
Your friends suck.
Zebidee 9
Well at least now no teacher is ever going to question your absence.