Work: Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker said, "Oh don't your knees hurt, kneeling like that for so long?" Without thinking how it sounded, I said, "Oh no, it's not a problem. I'm on my knees all the time." He's yet to stop hitting on me. FML

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By MikeMorin18 - 01/08/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML

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By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 18:00

Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML

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By Herman - 25/02/2010 00:57 - France

Today, a guy at work told me to, "Relax, dude", All. Day. Long. FML

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Objectification

By cmck932012 - 26/06/2012 06:18 - United States - Tyrone

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML

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Thanks a bunch

By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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Battery

By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 05:00

Today, at work, I was talking to a colleague about what the worst pain he ever experienced was. He said his was being bitten by a dog, and I said I didn't know. Next thing, I was kicked in the balls from a behind by another work colleague. She said, "What about that?" I agreed, it was. FML

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fretforyerlatte 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:14

well, you kinda asked for that one.

mcsnelly 5

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:18

Okay yeah that sounded really bad but everyone's said something without thinking about it and it sounded dirty...you DEFINITELY don't deserve to be hit on constantly just because you made a slip up like that!

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ren21ai41 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 3:15

well was he hot? that would be cool!

woulds 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 3:19

hahahahahahahhahaha

FoundManyLemons 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:02

What 11 said. Shut him down.

ThatsAli3 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:24

ha ha. Did he answer, "Yeah, me too..." = )

heatherfeather 4

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:55

you kinda did walk into that one, but don't feel bad. i walk myself into that kinda stuff all the time. just smile and brush it off.

lilcuti3pi389 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 5:17

thats not that big of a deal, unless it really bothers you then you can always presss charges for sexual harrassment.....

24788 6

Sunday 10 May 2009 5:51

lol, guys can take anything the wrong way.

88bellydancer 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 6:51

hahaha Thats was s great! thanks for the laugh! I cant tell you how many times either I or one of my friends has said something like that! It makes for funny memories!

TheUnforgiven_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 8:08

i agree with #73.

Nirah_fml 18

Sunday 10 May 2009 8:41

I do that sort of thing ALL the time! I'll be saying something and AS I'm saying it I realie how wrong it sounds. Before me and my boyfriend were dating, during the flirting stage, he'd always poke me on the nose and I'd dramatically freak out saying that NO ONE touches my nose. At one point I said "You have permission to touch me -anywhere- except my nose". This was at work and my co-workers couldn't stop laughing. Thank god he's a gentleman lol :)