Today, I was playing with my hedgehog and he started licking my face. I thought it was super cute, until he latched onto my eyelid with his teeth. He then created a ball of saliva and blood and coated his body in it. FML
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lukcy_basartd
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Well shitting hell, quite friendly that was.
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darshini_ii
| 24
He has now marked his territory.
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Konarika
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A hedgehog? You're aware of how extremely unhygienic that is? They are hosts to way more parasites than regular pets.
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ukmedic
| 5
It will be an African Pygmy hedgehog, not a regular wild English hedgehog (which as illegal to keep as pets). They're a widely kept and healthy exotic pet, that are completely hygienic as long as they are kept properly and do not carry any parasites
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Levvy
| 22
How unhygienic... what is, exactly? Owning a hedgehog? Being licked by one? What mouth parasites do they supposedly have that you wouldn't find in the mouths of other common pets?
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tierasue0101
| 3
not if you actually take care of them....
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thatslifeiguess7
| 15
what other pets do you have a badger? a raccoon?
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Bearsmomma
| 30
I used to have a coatimundi. Same as a raccoon. He was amazing. ❤️ Snuffy
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TonierShadow
| 19
So that's their secret for going fast.
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PaulieXP
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PaulieXP
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species4872
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And don't forget the double postings.
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CyberHex305
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Sonic was never the same after sonic boom
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Kaalschneid
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That's seriously metal. I'd unleash that brutal monster on my enemies.
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Arashikage
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Should've fed him chili dogs
The biting thing is called "being a dick" and is also a not unusual hedgehog behavior.