By Anonymous - 09/03/2017 12:00

Today, I was playing with my hedgehog and he started licking my face. I thought it was super cute, until he latched onto my eyelid with his teeth. He then created a ball of saliva and blood and coated his body in it. FML
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Levvy 22
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The saliva thing is called "self anointing". There's a lot of debate as to why they do it, but it's a pretty normal hedgehog behavior. They taste/smell something unusual, foam up, and smear it all over themselves. The biting thing is called "being a dick" and is also a not unusual hedgehog behavior.

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lukcy_basartd 11

Well shitting hell, quite friendly that was.

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lukcy_basartd 11

Well shitting hell, quite friendly that was.

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darshini_ii 24
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He has now marked his territory.

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Konarika 11
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A hedgehog? You're aware of how extremely unhygienic that is? They are hosts to way more parasites than regular pets.

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ukmedic 5
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It will be an African Pygmy hedgehog, not a regular wild English hedgehog (which as illegal to keep as pets). They're a widely kept and healthy exotic pet, that are completely hygienic as long as they are kept properly and do not carry any parasites

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Levvy 22
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How unhygienic... what is, exactly? Owning a hedgehog? Being licked by one? What mouth parasites do they supposedly have that you wouldn't find in the mouths of other common pets?

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tierasue0101 3
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not if you actually take care of them....

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thatslifeiguess7 16

what other pets do you have a badger? a raccoon?

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Bearsmomma 30
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I used to have a coatimundi. Same as a raccoon. He was amazing. ❤️ Snuffy

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TonierShadow 19
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So that's their secret for going fast.

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PaulieXP 16
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Nice to see all the hard work put into the new interface. Now there's double the ads and crashes! Yeepee!!

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PaulieXP 16
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Nice to see all the hard work put into the new interface. Now there's double the ads and crashes! Yeepee!!

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species4872 19

And don't forget the double postings.

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CyberHex305 17

Sonic was never the same after sonic boom

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Kaalschneid 21

That's seriously metal. I'd unleash that brutal monster on my enemies.

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Arashikage 18
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Should've fed him chili dogs

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