Work: Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker said, "Oh don't your knees hurt, kneeling like that for so long?" Without thinking how it sounded, I said, "Oh no, it's not a problem. I'm on my knees all the time." He's yet to stop hitting on me. FML

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Today, a guy at work told me to, "Relax, dude", All. Day. Long. FML

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Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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fretforyerlatte 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:14

well, you kinda asked for that one.

mcsnelly 5

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:18

Okay yeah that sounded really bad but everyone's said something without thinking about it and it sounded dirty...you DEFINITELY don't deserve to be hit on constantly just because you made a slip up like that!

Comments

mallknox 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 21:47

that sucks, something similar happened to me in high school. only i said i had 'tough knees' i was called TK for 2 years.....

OppositesAttract_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 21:52

Awh haha. (: You definately don't deserve it, I do stuff like that all the time. Actually, I said something similar to that one time by accident... luckily it was to my girlfriend, though. xD

RJB 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 21:59

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! btw she said that. im sorry lol i had to.

Phallus_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:04

Mmmmm... kinky!!!!!!!

lara522 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:37

Bad choice of words. Not your fault though. And #35 writing it once would have been enough.

fmylifedotcomm 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:42

hahahaha i say that all the time without thinking...then i realize what i said and kick myself. lol FYL.

fmylifedotcomm 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:45

thanks #23...i'm gonna start saying fail train like all the time.

EmbryH 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:50

LOL I'm sorry, but you walked right into that one. It happens to all of us. Don't feel bad x)

wavewatcher 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:51

Why do people insist on taking everything people say as a sexual innuendo? Don't worry I've found myself in similar situations in time it will be forgotten.

smitty215 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:05

ok, not to burst u bubble sexual harrasment lawsuit lovers, but i was once fired on the grounds of sexual harrasment. because i asked a female coworker for a hug be4 i left work for the day. i realize i made her uncomfortable, but because she felt awkward for 2 seconds and wasnt able to tell me herself, i lost my only source of income and went into clinical depression for a couple months because i began wondering if i might actually be a socially awkward pervert. over asking for a hug. claiming sexual harrasment may get him to leave u alone, but it can also seriously mess up his life