Battery

By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 05:00

Today, at work, I was talking to a colleague about what the worst pain he ever experienced was. He said his was being bitten by a dog, and I said I didn't know. Next thing, I was kicked in the balls from a behind by another work colleague. She said, "What about that?" I agreed, it was. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 632
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That's definitely battery... and certainly not okay in the workplace. I'd report it.

Rather skeptical that's all there is too this, unless she wanted to go to jail.

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That's definitely battery... and certainly not okay in the workplace. I'd report it.

So you’re the colleague that ruins everything for everyone?

So... guys WANT to be kicked in the balls?

Rather skeptical that's all there is too this, unless she wanted to go to jail.

The last girl that kicked me in the balls was very proud of her waist length hair. She was always combing it. Playing with it. And showing it off. It took her several years to grow it like she wanted it. After she kicked me in the balls the next day I came up behind her with a pair of scissors and instantly gave her shoulder length hair. Hey! Fairs fair. Right? Women are just always so ready to go for the balls! Darn them!

If this is true, file assault charges with the police and HR and get her fired AND arrested.

yaah you can get her fired for that

samomaha 17

That is called assault, and if you had done something similar to this to her, I can only begin to imagine the hell that wouldbreak loose.

Wow, that's harsh! The worst physical pain I've experienced was at an urology appointment, in the same area, and the same level of pain. I feel you, bro!

You reported her, right?

Kick her in the vag, it's only fair.