Battery

By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 05:00

Today, at work, I was talking to a colleague about what the worst pain he ever experienced was. He said his was being bitten by a dog, and I said I didn't know. Next thing, I was kicked in the balls from a behind by another work colleague. She said, "What about that?" I agreed, it was. FML

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You deserved it 225

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By DanJames24 - 10/06/2021 21:01 - United Kingdom

Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML

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By not twilight - 05/12/2015 00:47 - United States - Charlotte

Today, it was my first day working at a dog boarding kennel. I got bit... by my coworker. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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You deserved it 4 265

By MikeMorin18 - 01/08/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML

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By Myballshurt - 03/08/2013 04:31 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, I learned a few things. One: friends are assholes. Two: under no circumstance do you close your eyes when they ask you to. Three: getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot. FML

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You deserved it 22 129

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By Crosby - 19/04/2024 09:00 - United States - Madison

Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML

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You deserved it 111

By OwMyBalls - 12/02/2012 06:17

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

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You deserved it 6 503

By TheStudentNurse - 18/11/2016 00:07

Today, I got bitten at work. Not by a patient's mouth, but by the false teeth they were holding in their hand as they clamped down on my arm. FML

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You deserved it 610

By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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By psychworker - 15/12/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML

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You deserved it 3 945

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 11 May 2020 5:22

That's definitely battery... and certainly not okay in the workplace. I'd report it.

tounces7 27

Monday 11 May 2020 6:32

Rather skeptical that's all there is too this, unless she wanted to go to jail.

Comments

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 11 May 2020 5:22

That's definitely battery... and certainly not okay in the workplace. I'd report it.

pawesome21 21

Tuesday 12 May 2020 1:22

So you’re the colleague that ruins everything for everyone?

julfunky 29

Friday 15 May 2020 4:51

So... guys WANT to be kicked in the balls?

Amanda Howard 9

Monday 11 May 2020 5:51

report her ass

tounces7 27

Monday 11 May 2020 6:32

Rather skeptical that's all there is too this, unless she wanted to go to jail.

Jaymail 18

Monday 11 May 2020 10:00

The last girl that kicked me in the balls was very proud of her waist length hair. She was always combing it. Playing with it. And showing it off. It took her several years to grow it like she wanted it. After she kicked me in the balls the next day I came up behind her with a pair of scissors and instantly gave her shoulder length hair. Hey! Fairs fair. Right? Women are just always so ready to go for the balls! Darn them!

DoctorPALO 14

Monday 11 May 2020 16:14

If this is true, file assault charges with the police and HR and get her fired AND arrested.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 11 May 2020 16:30

yaah you can get her fired for that

samomaha 17

Monday 11 May 2020 21:58

That is called assault, and if you had done something similar to this to her, I can only begin to imagine the hell that wouldbreak loose.

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 12 May 2020 0:07

Wow, that's harsh! The worst physical pain I've experienced was at an urology appointment, in the same area, and the same level of pain. I feel you, bro!