Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker said, "Oh don't your knees hurt, kneeling like that for so long?" Without thinking how it sounded, I said, "Oh no, it's not a problem. I'm on my knees all the time." He's yet to stop hitting on me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Today, a guy at work told me to, "Relax, dude", All. Day. Long. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, at work, I was talking to a colleague about what the worst pain he ever experienced was. He said his was being bitten by a dog, and I said I didn't know. Next thing, I was kicked in the balls from a behind by another work colleague. She said, "What about that?" I agreed, it was. FML
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fretforyerlatte 0
well, you kinda asked for that one.
mcsnelly 5
Okay yeah that sounded really bad but everyone's said something without thinking about it and it sounded dirty...you DEFINITELY don't deserve to be hit on constantly just because you made a slip up like that!
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Comments (110)
GoldenSofa 0
#11/#15 blatantly telling them you're not interested does not always work...at least in my experience, they continue to bug me
darkmis1 18
Haha! That sux!
bad_timing_alot 6
Sucks*
CrowTattoo 0
I said something along those lines the second week of my new job(which was 2 years ago). This guy heard me and still hasn't left me alone. I'm getting married in september. But HIm and my fiancee are friends now so everything turned out fine. Akward, but fine.
thhopelessrmntc 0
I don't see the problem. I love getting on my knees. Ha-ha. Jk, but I would've said the same thing... although, I would've been completely aware of what I was saying! =] inappropriate sexual jokes RULE!
HoldMeRansom 0
Buzzzzkill. That's completely cringe-worthy. You deserve it though.
kfnnnp 0
That's what she said!
lmmmr 0
#43 - There is a huge difference between asking for a hug and repeatedly hitting on someone because you were immature and misinterpreted a harmless comment. OP - make it absolutely clear to this person that you don't appreciate his immaturity, and if he does not stop then go to a supervisor. There's no reason you should have to be subjected to that. You did nothing wrong.
AnneFTW 17
Lmao that sucks!
ButterFly_16 0
Jus do it!
Juli_fml 0
it's his fault for having a dirty mind