Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker said, "Oh don't your knees hurt, kneeling like that for so long?" Without thinking how it sounded, I said, "Oh no, it's not a problem. I'm on my knees all the time." He's yet to stop hitting on me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Today, a guy at work told me to, "Relax, dude", All. Day. Long. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, at work, I was talking to a colleague about what the worst pain he ever experienced was. He said his was being bitten by a dog, and I said I didn't know. Next thing, I was kicked in the balls from a behind by another work colleague. She said, "What about that?" I agreed, it was. FML
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fretforyerlatte 0
well, you kinda asked for that one.
mcsnelly 5
Okay yeah that sounded really bad but everyone's said something without thinking about it and it sounded dirty...you DEFINITELY don't deserve to be hit on constantly just because you made a slip up like that!
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masquerade08 0
#11, please explain that logic to my ex. And the guy who started hitting on me two days later. Both of the guys. And my co-worker who keeps bugging me. Because really, it'd make my life a hell of a lot easier if guys understood that "I don't want to date you, have sex with you, or even kiss you." means to stop hitting on me. Then maybe the guys I do want to hit on me will stop being intimated by the usual jerks that try to get in my pants. To the actual FML... I've said similar things. I work in a restaurant, and i needed someone to put a spoon on a plate. Saying, "Spoon me!" is not the best way to get that accomplished. I've also, while trying to get in a cabinet, said, "I need to get under you."
uzupocky 0
Get him fired for sexual harassment.
PrettyVal 0
#59, kicking guys in the balls is not a cool thing to do. I am a girl and I know this. And that would likely get HER fired for sexual harassment. I say you tell a manager about it. And don't worry, most people would have probably said the same thing. Also, I hate how being on your knees is an innuendo for blow jobs...I've given a ******** while on my knees like once, it's not the only way to do it.
Slayer_fml 0
About the on your knees thing - amen 89! It is also like the least comfortable way to do it. Which is why I opt not to.
Rhystic_One 2
I didn't get it.
thaurfea 0
You know, if a coworker's hitting on you, you can sue for sexual harassment and if you've got an HR department you can probably get him fired. Stand up for yourself! No pun intended.
redbluegreen 41
Oh baby. ;D
thatnick 0
Are you blonde?
bballer32 0
.... Lmao you totally setted yourself up for that one!!
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I hate you people ( 11 & 15 ) who take this so seriously and give her advice what to do, FMyLife is a damn humor forum, she wouldnt have posted it if she actually wanted help with the problem. its not a serious thing lighten up a bit, christ. Sender: ya that was a pretty bad wording on ur part but no reason for da creep to hit on you, its just a slip of the tongue